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    Elitist Jackass Smoothie104's Avatar
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    One time, I rode so hard..I....

    Woke up on the shower floor, sucking my thumb

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    i thought I passed Botto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    CPM M4 BananaTugger's Avatar
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    Burst into flames.
    Ten tenths.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Passed 600watts and melted my frame.

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    Wildman in the Sky voileauciel's Avatar
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    Barfed, bonked, passed out and woke up in the back of a minivan on the way back to my house. Not a pleasant experience to say the least...
    "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

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    ...saw Jesus riding a Fuso.
    When I drop the hammer, I hit myself in the foot.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Perpetually dropped Usetacould's Avatar
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    ...puked and thought, "that'll shave a few grams!"
    When I drop the hammer, I hit myself in the foot.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    ...left in a red jersey and it doppler shifted to blue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Chief Slacking Officer ms.gio's Avatar
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    One time I rode so hard, my quads were on fire.
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    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    One time, I rode so hard, my saddle came loose! [at the last TT!]

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    I can't find my pants mirona's Avatar
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    One time, I rode so hard I forgot her name

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    I had to have help getting unclipped and strapped after I gave up trying and just slowly rode into the grass and fell over. Had the wife pull my feet out of the straps. I was that spent!
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


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    Got really tired.

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    Exploded.

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    ...I puked, and found myself at a friends house eating peanut butter from the jar trying to recover. His mom was looking at me like "didn't I teach my son not to bring random homeless heatstroke victims home with him".

    (From my first group roadie ride/hammerfest)
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    Administrator Allen's Avatar
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    ...passed a car on an open road.

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    phony collective progress x136's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    ...passed a car on an open road.
    I love doing that. It usually gets their panties in such a massive bunch, they stomp on the accelerator so they aren't "passed by a bike." Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    ...passed a car on an open road.
    I did that too. Buzzed by and gave the dude the "look" as he fiddled in his trunk for the spare tire.

    What a loser!

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    moving target c0urt's Avatar
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    experienced premature enlightenment


    saw god reach down

    then gave him "the look"
    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

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    I was almost as good as I wish I was...
    Slow, but at least still moving...

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    After a ride with the Penn State Cycling Team, I left my bike out in the hallway to my apartment. State College being what it is (someone once stole a belt I used to tie a door open), it's amazing that it was still there about 45 minutes later when one of my roommates came home. "Where's your bike?" he asked with an innocent face, just to see how long it would take me to realize where I'd left it.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Giving you the business. Cypress's Avatar
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    You have received an infraction at Bike Forums.

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    Hallucinated Bob Roll crashing my picnic.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    . . . that I must have completely lost my mind, because next thing I knew, I was having Hight Tea with Pheard, explody pup and the Village People.
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usetacould View Post
    ...saw Jesus riding a Fuso.
    My name isn't Jesus.

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