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Old 08-12-07, 09:21 AM   #1
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One time, I rode so hard..I....

Woke up on the shower floor, sucking my thumb
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Old 08-12-07, 09:23 AM   #2
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i thought I passed Botto.
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 08-12-07, 09:25 AM   #3
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Old 08-12-07, 09:30 AM   #4
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Passed 600watts and melted my frame.
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Old 08-12-07, 09:41 AM   #5
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Barfed, bonked, passed out and woke up in the back of a minivan on the way back to my house. Not a pleasant experience to say the least...
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Old 08-12-07, 10:26 AM   #6
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...saw Jesus riding a Fuso.
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Old 08-12-07, 10:27 AM   #7
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...puked and thought, "that'll shave a few grams!"
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Old 08-12-07, 10:28 AM   #8
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...left in a red jersey and it doppler shifted to blue.
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Old 08-12-07, 10:58 AM   #9
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One time I rode so hard, my quads were on fire.
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Old 08-12-07, 11:58 AM   #10
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One time, I rode so hard, my saddle came loose! [at the last TT!]
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Old 08-12-07, 12:05 PM   #11
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One time, I rode so hard I forgot her name
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Old 08-12-07, 12:38 PM   #12
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I had to have help getting unclipped and strapped after I gave up trying and just slowly rode into the grass and fell over. Had the wife pull my feet out of the straps. I was that spent!
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Old 08-12-07, 12:46 PM   #13
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Got really tired.
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Old 08-12-07, 12:46 PM   #14
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Old 08-12-07, 01:01 PM   #15
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...I puked, and found myself at a friends house eating peanut butter from the jar trying to recover. His mom was looking at me like "didn't I teach my son not to bring random homeless heatstroke victims home with him".

(From my first group roadie ride/hammerfest)
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Old 08-12-07, 01:03 PM   #16
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...passed a car on an open road.
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...passed a car on an open road.
I love doing that. It usually gets their panties in such a massive bunch, they stomp on the accelerator so they aren't "passed by a bike." Heh.
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Old 08-12-07, 01:13 PM   #18
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...passed a car on an open road.
I did that too. Buzzed by and gave the dude the "look" as he fiddled in his trunk for the spare tire.

What a loser!
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Old 08-12-07, 03:36 PM   #19
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saw god reach down

then gave him "the look"
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Old 08-12-07, 03:51 PM   #20
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I was almost as good as I wish I was...
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Old 08-12-07, 03:52 PM   #21
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After a ride with the Penn State Cycling Team, I left my bike out in the hallway to my apartment. State College being what it is (someone once stole a belt I used to tie a door open), it's amazing that it was still there about 45 minutes later when one of my roommates came home. "Where's your bike?" he asked with an innocent face, just to see how long it would take me to realize where I'd left it.
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Old 08-12-07, 04:00 PM   #22
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Old 08-12-07, 05:03 PM   #24
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. . . that I must have completely lost my mind, because next thing I knew, I was having Hight Tea with Pheard, explody pup and the Village People.
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...saw Jesus riding a Fuso.
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