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    Wildman in the Sky voileauciel's Avatar
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    Kill your television...

    with a hammer!
    "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    No way, man.

    How else will I get to watch quality programming like Dog The Bounty Hunter, The View or Trick My Truck?

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    Okay. Right after the next American Idol finals.

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    The last in a long line of Cyrus Lowes speaks the truth. Get near my TV with a hammer and I will throw my dog at you, then my beer, then the remote, in that order. I am keeping the chips! Cage fighting needs to be added to your excellent list my dear Mr. Lowe.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Oh, I forgot to mention My Super Sweet 16. And Flavor of Love.

    And Nancy Grace. She's like a goddess with all the answers, she is.

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    Kill Nancy Grace with a hammer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Kill Nancy Grace with a hammer!
    Yeah, but if you do, two more Nancy Graces pop up from the carnage.

    Be careful with that hammer, Eugene.

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    Thanks for the warning. What if we leave her completely intact but beat her into a coma?
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Thanks for the warning. What if we leave her completely intact but beat her into a coma?
    Good strategy. I think that will raise her IQ by a few points, to boot.

    You're a true American Hero, jsharr.

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    I wonder if I will get a beer commercial jingle song?

    Mr. Beat Nancy Grace into a coma with a hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voileauciel View Post
    with a hammer!
    but wouldn't that be too much violence on my television?
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    Nah, just kick the ex-boyfriend to the curb and make him take his ridiculous TV with him.
    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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    But I don't have a boyfriend. And if I did, he could leave anytime, but I am keeping my TV!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
    Nah, just kick the ex-boyfriend to the curb and make him take his ridiculous TV with him.
    Ouch! You are harsh, Donna! I like that!!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Wildman in the Sky voileauciel's Avatar
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    Jah jah, Nancy Graaace is in need of a hammering, jah.

    As are Lou Dobbs, Ann Coulter and Dr Phil also.

    Taxsovision is ubel...
    "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voileauciel View Post
    with a hammer!



    she said, she said
    'you don't know *****,
    because you've never been there'
    she turned upon him,
    took him by the hair
    spun him round about,
    laughing as he fell about,
    sat down for a drink
    in her father's favourite chair
    kill your television
    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Ouch! You are harsh, Donna! I like that!!!
    I am still amazed at how much weight I lost right after that stupid thing left the house. That man was terrible for my health.
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    Quote Originally Posted by donnamb View Post
    I am still amazed at how much weight I lost right after that stupid thing left the house. That man was terrible for my health.
    The boyfriend or the TV?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I don't own a TV, so I'm going to kill my roommate's microwave.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Right before the start of the NFL season? Not a chance. Now if you want to kill the Fox “News” Channel – by all means.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    I don't own a TV, so I'm going to kill my roommate's microwave.
    Why not just the roommate, and then at least you can still cook food and not worry about the roomie eating it?
    "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple."

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    Quote Originally Posted by voileauciel View Post
    Why not just the roommate, and then at least you can still cook food and not worry about the roomie eating it?
    Because my roommate is entertaining, but the microwave gets terrible reception.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    Because my roommate is entertaining, but the microwave gets terrible reception.


    That's awesome.

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