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Old 08-13-07, 09:56 AM   #1
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Kill your television...

with a hammer!
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No way, man.

How else will I get to watch quality programming like Dog The Bounty Hunter, The View or Trick My Truck?
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Okay. Right after the next American Idol finals.
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The last in a long line of Cyrus Lowes speaks the truth. Get near my TV with a hammer and I will throw my dog at you, then my beer, then the remote, in that order. I am keeping the chips! Cage fighting needs to be added to your excellent list my dear Mr. Lowe.
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Oh, I forgot to mention My Super Sweet 16. And Flavor of Love.

And Nancy Grace. She's like a goddess with all the answers, she is.
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Kill Nancy Grace with a hammer!
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Yeah, but if you do, two more Nancy Graces pop up from the carnage.

Be careful with that hammer, Eugene.
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Thanks for the warning. What if we leave her completely intact but beat her into a coma?
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Thanks for the warning. What if we leave her completely intact but beat her into a coma?
Good strategy. I think that will raise her IQ by a few points, to boot.

You're a true American Hero, jsharr.
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I wonder if I will get a beer commercial jingle song?

Mr. Beat Nancy Grace into a coma with a hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-13-07, 10:17 AM   #12
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but wouldn't that be too much violence on my television?
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Nah, just kick the ex-boyfriend to the curb and make him take his ridiculous TV with him.
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But I don't have a boyfriend. And if I did, he could leave anytime, but I am keeping my TV!
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Nah, just kick the ex-boyfriend to the curb and make him take his ridiculous TV with him.
Ouch! You are harsh, Donna! I like that!!!
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Jah jah, Nancy Graaace is in need of a hammering, jah.

As are Lou Dobbs, Ann Coulter and Dr Phil also.

Taxsovision is ubel...
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Old 08-13-07, 10:45 AM   #18
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she said, she said
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because you've never been there'
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laughing as he fell about,
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in her father's favourite chair
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Ouch! You are harsh, Donna! I like that!!!
I am still amazed at how much weight I lost right after that stupid thing left the house. That man was terrible for my health.
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I am still amazed at how much weight I lost right after that stupid thing left the house. That man was terrible for my health.
The boyfriend or the TV?
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I don't own a TV, so I'm going to kill my roommate's microwave.
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Right before the start of the NFL season? Not a chance. Now if you want to kill the Fox “News” Channel – by all means.
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Why not just the roommate, and then at least you can still cook food and not worry about the roomie eating it?
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Why not just the roommate, and then at least you can still cook food and not worry about the roomie eating it?
Because my roommate is entertaining, but the microwave gets terrible reception.
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Because my roommate is entertaining, but the microwave gets terrible reception.


That's awesome.
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