Oh cool, congrats on learning the alphabet.
Now you need to brush up on the approx. 988,968 words in the English Language.
Some other interesting facts to know.
There are over 7,000 human languages and dialects.
About 50,000 ideograms in the various Chinese dialects.
Over 35,500,000 residents of California.
About 100,000,000,000 stars in the Milky Way galaxy.
And then there are 10 raised to the power of 72 atomic particles in the universe; that is, precisely:
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atomic particle.
There are 301,139,947 people in the united states.
Today it is estimated there are 150 Klan chapters with up to 8,000 members nationwide.
In LA alone there are 40,000ish gang members.
Donnie Osmond is 50 years old.
Paris hilton is a turd disguised as a pretty woman.
Urm. <wipin' sleep from eyes> Did I miss something? Is this another BF/Foo birfday? <befuddled and jangled-awake Vega look>
Bring back the Sig Test!
I learned this joke in first grade:
Timmy goes to his teacher and asks to go to the bathroom.
OK, Timmy, says Teacher. But first say the alphabet, and then you can go.
So Timmy says: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.
That's pretty good, says Teacher. But what happened to the "P"?
Well, says Timmy, it's running down my leg.
They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."