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    Wiki How to Skinny Dip...

    http://www.wikihow.com/Skinny-Dip

    In case you wondered.

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    If you need help figgerin out how to skinny dip, I ain't sure I want to be in the same body of water as you.
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    On dialup, will not hit the youtube link. But I will say I've certainly skinny-dipped. And didn't need instruction. Even at the beaches of NC.

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    I can remember when being naked was a very simple process...
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    I need instruction on how to put on a bathing suit. Anyone got any tips?


    p.s. Swimming with clothing on is for yuppies.

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    Crap. Puttin' on a bathin' suit is part of my life history. Not that I do it when sittin' out on my deck anymore.

    And now I'm hesitant to post pics, lest you Foo fellas consider such pics to be needy or "whor*-some."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mirona View Post
    I need instruction on how to put on a bathing suit. Anyone got any tips?


    p.s. Swimming with clothing on is for yuppies.
    All you need is a beach, a speedo and a fluffer.

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    Helz, all ya need is a beach.

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    some people may need help... they have warnings on shrink-wrapped turkeys for a reason.

    remove plastic packaging THEN place in oven.

    what's really sad is that the same no-turkey cooking people can get a drivers license.

    ...and here i am riding a bike on the same roads. i am soooo doomed.

    [edit:spelling maflunction]

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    http://www.wikihow.com/Convince-Peop...Skinny-Dipping

    Thats the one people need to read.
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    Would you like a dream with that?

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    If it's just the same to you, we slow learners need pix.
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    there's a linked entry for 'how to practice nudity in your family'... or something.

    Quote Originally Posted by wikihow
    Warnings [edit]
    • Public nudity is illegal in most states. This is best performed at a private swimming pool to avoid getting ticketed.
    • Make sure the place is appropriate. Always keep your pool party out of the vision of young children.
    • You come off as a pervert if you are the one to suggest skinny dipping, be careful!
    This reminds me of that old guy from family guy: "chris, you wanna go skinny dipping? mMMm.MMMmm..."
    Last edited by gurana; 08-13-07 at 10:57 PM. Reason: typo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    http://www.wikihow.com/Skinny-Dip

    In case you wondered.
    What were you searching for that you came upon this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    Helz, all ya need is a beach.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aprilm View Post
    What were you searching for that you came upon this?
    The stupidest wiki "how to" that i could find.

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    There should be a sign at lakes and water parks (escpecially Schillterbahn) that people with Casper-itis should remain clothed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by How To Skinny Dip Wiki
    Make sure the place is appropriate. Always keep your pool party out of the vision of young children.
    WTF? Young children will be somehow harmed by people skinny dipping? Simply amazing.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malibu Police Chief
    I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off.

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    i tried today i think i got the steps wrong, and could not rember what to do, did not have the list with me,
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    Question - is it required to be skinny to skinny dip?

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    if so then what do you call it ,,, now i am not sure what i was doing
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    From the second link: "Show some leg or maybe loosen the belt and reveal a bit of cleavage."

    Yeah, because people just can't get enough of seeing the plumber doing that...
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Perhaps part of the instruction of skinny dipping is, "First, get skinny..."

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    that is what i did wrong first take of the suit then take off the stomach
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