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    Put this guy in the Tour de France


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    Holy sh*t
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    The fact is that most peoples sense of what rides well is easily overcome by their sense of what looks cool.

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    Wow.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I'm sorry, but that dude must've been high.

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    a blend of wit and charm Moochers_Dad's Avatar
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    What makes you think he could ride a bicycle even with two legs, let alone one?

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    Having only one of two of something helped someone else in the tour, so I say sign him.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moochers_Dad View Post
    What makes you think he could ride a bicycle even with two legs, let alone one?
    Me thinks you didn't even read the article. The dude was on a motorcycle.
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    a blend of wit and charm Moochers_Dad's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by operator View Post
    Me thinks you didn't even read the article. The dude was on a motorcycle.
    Me thinks you are more wrong then you thinks I am. I did read the article and he clearly was on a motorcycle. Hence, why would the OP think he would be any good at riding a bicycle? See, the "Tour de France" is a race for bicycles, not motorcycles.

    Also, it's hard to ride in the Tour de France with one leg.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I am thinking it was posted as a joke. I wonder if his sense of humor got cut off with his leg. Mine didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moochers_Dad View Post
    Me thinks you are more wrong then you thinks I am. I did read the article and he clearly was on a motorcycle. Hence, why would the OP think he would be any good at riding a bicycle? See, the "Tour de France" is a race for bicycles, not motorcycles.

    Also, it's hard to ride in the Tour de France with one leg.
    Quoted the wrong guy. Funny how you knew I was talking about you though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moochers_Dad View Post
    I did read the article and he clearly was on a motorcycle. Hence, why would the OP think he would be any good at riding a bicycle? See, the "Tour de France" is a race for bicycles, not motorcycles.

    Also, it's hard to ride in the Tour de France with one leg.
    I guess I made up the title as an excuse to post a funky article here.

    Lighten up, Francis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I am thinking it was posted as a joke. I wonder if his sense of humor got cut off with his leg. Mine didn't.
    Silence. Foo is not a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotten ******* View Post
    He can even save weight by not bothering with a saddle.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    a blend of wit and charm Moochers_Dad's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by operator View Post
    Quoted the wrong guy. Funny how you knew I was talking about you though.
    Huh? How would I not think you were talking about me? You QUOTED me!
    How can we ever resolve this and be friends again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotten ******* View Post
    I guess I made up the title as an excuse to post a funky article here.

    Lighten up, Francis.
    You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff... I'll cry [edited for content]

    And I don't like nobody touching me. [ok, this part is clearly a lie.]

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    I'm sure it's been mentioned by now, but It's odd BF would let you pick your user name but then censor it when people try to quote you. It makes it look like a vulgar username. After I posted I saw the "*******" and thought: "wait, what did I just call him?!"

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    I wonder if he noticed because when he stopped he went to lean to that side?

    Les Douleurs de la Mort. :: Sed fugit interea fugit irreparabile tempus.

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    "He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying."



    if you feel excruciating pain anywhere on your body, don't you at least take a looksie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moochers_Dad View Post
    You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff... I'll cry [edited for content]

    And I don't like nobody touching me. [ok, this part is clearly a lie.]
    I gotta rent that movie again. It's been too long since I saw it last

    Quote Originally Posted by Moochers_Dad View Post
    I'm sure it's been mentioned by now, but It's odd BF would let you pick your user name but then censor it when people try to quote you. It makes it look like a vulgar username. After I posted I saw the "*******" and thought: "wait, what did I just call him?!"
    Yeah, I noticed the asterisks started showing up with the latest software upgrade a few weeks back, a little while after I registered, so I wonder if there were complaints about my user name or something. I've always kinda regretted choosing it but the 50 other usernames I tried first were all taken, so I guess I'm stuck with it. I'm always worrying that it offends people.

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    So he didn't have to shift it in the 1.2 miles without a leg? Trying to shift without a leg FTW.

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    I can see it now...."hey dude where did you leg go"........

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    Quote Originally Posted by roughrider504 View Post
    So he didn't have to shift it in the 1.2 miles without a leg? Trying to shift without a leg FTW.
    Right leg operates the rear-brake. Even more useless on a motorcycle than on a bicycle.

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    "So I was having a beer and all of the sudden I went to tie my boot and ....... oops... where did my leg go???? "

    Hard to believe.... I seen a Dr perform an amputation and its not that easy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    He can even save weight by not bothering with a saddle.
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