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    almost kosher
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    bourne identity +++POSSSIBLE SPOILER+++

    DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANT SOME SPOILERS!!!!!!!!



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    adding more spaces... i warned you

















































    ____ SPOILERS AHEAD, MAYBE
















    SERIOUSLY!












    LAST CHANCE!!!!!!







    okay you got enough warning foo peoples...





    proceed at own risk.












    okay, i've been suffering for the better part of 10 years. with unbelievable movie stunts. thanks, schwartzenegger and CSI or whoever. maybe beer too.



    STOP NOW! LAST CHANCE!!!









    saw 'the bourne identity' this weekend. okay flick, fun, but wtf is up with these insane action stunts that last 2 hours? matrix got nothin on this stuff.

    i am tiring of these 'wiggle-vision' csi style action fights where you can't see sh1t. they last 1 hour with no serious injuries. i felt like vomitting, and i wasn't even getting kicked in the groin this time.

    i've been in fist fights before. they don't last 46 hours. even chuck norris can't last that long. seriously.

    okay forget that. he brought a bucket and a 9mm. haha.

    car stunts that go on for the better part of the old testament. an assembly-line chevy impala cop car vs. a 112 ton SUV and a concrete divider? even 'the cypress' will shoot that down. he likes imports, even though i haven't named any

    who eats this crap up? do you?

    sorry- seriously, it was a fun movie - if you like the same story three times in a row, but i'm gonna save my money or something original next time -

    like harry potter 97.

    the only redeeming part was i got to see it with my GF who got clingy during the action scenes. maybe she felt like vomitting on me. i'm ok with that. her vomit is special.

    where did original hollywood go?

    i still like an original movie, just kinda feeling let down $18 dollars later. they can do much better.
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    I have a feeling you haven't seen Star Wars l, ll, or lll.

    Can I spoil it for you?

    Oh wait.....

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    there was a 1 2 and 3?






























    son of a...

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    Anakin is Darth Vader and Darth Vader is Luke's Father and Leia is Luke's sister.
    Strike like an eagle and sacrifice the dove.
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    d4mn you. ;D

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    That movie was INCREDIBLE.. as were the two others that preceded it. Though that one scene where he uses the guy to cushion his fall when he jumps from the top of the stairwell and shoots the guy on his way down was a little over the top, imo.

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    and the worst part is my thread title. i meant ultimatum. ha

    i dunno, it wasnt bad, but the action in movies these days seems wholly unbelievable.

    i'll stop ranting now.

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    Live action cartoon.

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    Hey, Tappets, you should go see Transformers. Now that's some believable *****!
    Slow, but at least still moving...

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