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okay, i've been suffering for the better part of 10 years. with unbelievable movie stunts. thanks, schwartzenegger and CSI or whoever. maybe beer too.
STOP NOW! LAST CHANCE!!!
saw 'the bourne identity' this weekend. okay flick, fun, but wtf is up with these insane action stunts that last 2 hours? matrix got nothin on this stuff.
i am tiring of these 'wiggle-vision' csi style action fights where you can't see sh1t. they last 1 hour with no serious injuries. i felt like vomitting, and i wasn't even getting kicked in the groin this time.
i've been in fist fights before. they don't last 46 hours. even chuck norris can't last that long. seriously.
okay forget that. he brought a bucket and a 9mm. haha.
car stunts that go on for the better part of the old testament. an assembly-line chevy impala cop car vs. a 112 ton SUV and a concrete divider? even 'the cypress' will shoot that down. he likes imports, even though i haven't named any
who eats this crap up? do you?
sorry- seriously, it was a fun movie - if you like the same story three times in a row, but i'm gonna save my money or something original next time -
like harry potter 97.
the only redeeming part was i got to see it with my GF who got clingy during the action scenes. maybe she felt like vomitting on me. i'm ok with that. her vomit is special.
where did original hollywood go?
i still like an original movie, just kinda feeling let down $18 dollars later. they can do much better.
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