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Old 08-15-07, 03:31 PM   #1
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I hate beer.

I like girly drinks. The sweeter the better.

That is all.
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Old 08-15-07, 03:32 PM   #2
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It makes you a jolly good fellow.
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Old 08-15-07, 03:40 PM   #5
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My present favorite drink is peach schnapps with pineapple and mango juice..
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You meant "I bait here", right?
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I love girly drinks too.

Though Jaeger is rumored to contain the blood of stags.
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What would bridges be without trolls?????
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Though Jaeger is rumored to contain the blood of stags.


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I like girly drinks. The sweeter the better.

That is all.
I hate beer too.

But I'm not horribly fond of "girly drinks" either.

I'm more of a whiskey kind of guy (when I drink at all).
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Old 08-15-07, 03:43 PM   #11
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Ok I am not a troll.. Its just that too many people have been quoting beer as their motivation to ride.. I felt like I had to take a stance..
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jk - you're not a troll.

I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.
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I'm more of a whiskey kind of guy (when I drink at all).
A girl just introduced me to Maker's Mark last week:

Woman tells me that a dented Gremlin knocked her off her bike in front of a liquor store. She traded her right to sue the insurance-free driver for a fifth of fine Kentucky bourbon. You drink whiskey? says I. Damn straight, says she. I got cash, says I. I got time, says she. And so we carouse around town, ending at an Irish pub where she unpins her wild Irish hair and settles into my arms and kisses me while the Irish boys (one of them a Chinese woman) play jigs or whatever the hell it is that the (Chinese) Irish (female) boys play.

But now my wild Irish rose won’t return my call. I bought a pint of Maker's and plan to hold an Irish wake for the death of our little relationship tonight. My roommate is joining me, and any of you non-girly drinker types are welcome.

I don't even like whiskey, though that bourbon tasted like sweet kisses.
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jk - you're not a troll.

I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.
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Old 08-15-07, 03:51 PM   #16
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I am going to petition for a smily with two martini glasses clinking.. Along with the sound.
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"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
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And I'm not kidding. There are pics of me grabbing a beer bottle at age 3. Ahhhh, the good old days....
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Beer is not my motivation for anything. It ranks low on my beverage list (ten being the lowest).

1. water

2. orange juice

3. tea

4. coffee

5. soy milk

6. soda

7. mixed iced cocktail

8. vodka (or whisky in winter, tequila in the summertime)on rocks

9. beer

10. wine
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jk - you're not a troll.

I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.
Dont get me wrong, its a good source of calories, just does'nt satisfy my sweet tooth. Plus you gotta pee a lot..
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A girl just introduced me to Maker's Mark last week:

Woman tells me that a dented Gremlin knocked her off her bike in front of a liquor store. She traded her right to sue the insurance-free driver for a fifth of fine Kentucky bourbon. You drink whiskey? says I. Damn straight, says she. I got cash, says I. I got time, says she. And so we carouse around town, ending at an Irish pub where she unpins her wild Irish hair and settles into my arms and kisses me while the Irish boys (one of them a Chinese woman) play jigs or whatever the hell it is that the (Chinese) Irish (female) boys play.

But now my wild Irish rose won’t return my call. I bought a pint of Maker's and plan to hold an Irish wake for the death of our little relationship tonight. My roommate is joining me, and any of you non-girly drinker types are welcome.

I don't even like whiskey, though that bourbon tasted like sweet kisses.
I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?
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I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?
Vicodin work for you?
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Whiskey is better...it will take away your pain tonight, and give it back to you double in the morning.
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more beer for the rest of us then.
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I'm never touching the stuff again.
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