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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    I hate beer.

    I like girly drinks. The sweeter the better.

    That is all.

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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    It makes you a jolly good fellow.
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    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Did you anyone report this post yet?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    Did you anyone report this post yet?


    My present favorite drink is peach schnapps with pineapple and mango juice..

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    You meant "I bait here", right?

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    I love girly drinks too.

    Though Jaeger is rumored to contain the blood of stags.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    What would bridges be without trolls?????
    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post

    Though Jaeger is rumored to contain the blood of stags.


    Certainly tastes like it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    I like girly drinks. The sweeter the better.

    That is all.
    I hate beer too.

    But I'm not horribly fond of "girly drinks" either.

    I'm more of a whiskey kind of guy (when I drink at all).
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Ok I am not a troll.. Its just that too many people have been quoting beer as their motivation to ride.. I felt like I had to take a stance..

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    jk - you're not a troll.

    I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.
    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post

    I'm more of a whiskey kind of guy (when I drink at all).
    A girl just introduced me to Maker's Mark last week:

    Woman tells me that a dented Gremlin knocked her off her bike in front of a liquor store. She traded her right to sue the insurance-free driver for a fifth of fine Kentucky bourbon. You drink whiskey? says I. Damn straight, says she. I got cash, says I. I got time, says she. And so we carouse around town, ending at an Irish pub where she unpins her wild Irish hair and settles into my arms and kisses me while the Irish boys (one of them a Chinese woman) play jigs or whatever the hell it is that the (Chinese) Irish (female) boys play.

    But now my wild Irish rose won’t return my call. I bought a pint of Maker's and plan to hold an Irish wake for the death of our little relationship tonight. My roommate is joining me, and any of you non-girly drinker types are welcome.

    I don't even like whiskey, though that bourbon tasted like sweet kisses.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Certainly tastes like it.


    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionic Pammy View Post
    jk - you're not a troll.

    I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    I am going to petition for a smily with two martini glasses clinking.. Along with the sound.

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    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    -- Benjamin Franklin

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    And I'm not kidding. There are pics of me grabbing a beer bottle at age 3. Ahhhh, the good old days....
    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Beer is not my motivation for anything. It ranks low on my beverage list (ten being the lowest).

    1. water

    2. orange juice

    3. tea

    4. coffee

    5. soy milk

    6. soda

    7. mixed iced cocktail

    8. vodka (or whisky in winter, tequila in the summertime)on rocks

    9. beer

    10. wine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionic Pammy View Post
    jk - you're not a troll.

    I'm a Milwaukee girl - I was brought up on beer.
    Dont get me wrong, its a good source of calories, just does'nt satisfy my sweet tooth. Plus you gotta pee a lot..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    A girl just introduced me to Maker's Mark last week:

    Woman tells me that a dented Gremlin knocked her off her bike in front of a liquor store. She traded her right to sue the insurance-free driver for a fifth of fine Kentucky bourbon. You drink whiskey? says I. Damn straight, says she. I got cash, says I. I got time, says she. And so we carouse around town, ending at an Irish pub where she unpins her wild Irish hair and settles into my arms and kisses me while the Irish boys (one of them a Chinese woman) play jigs or whatever the hell it is that the (Chinese) Irish (female) boys play.

    But now my wild Irish rose won’t return my call. I bought a pint of Maker's and plan to hold an Irish wake for the death of our little relationship tonight. My roommate is joining me, and any of you non-girly drinker types are welcome.

    I don't even like whiskey, though that bourbon tasted like sweet kisses.
    I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?
    Vicodin work for you?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I think my head hurts. Anybody have some ibuprofen?


    Whiskey is better...it will take away your pain tonight, and give it back to you double in the morning.
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    more beer for the rest of us then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Whiskey is better...it will take away your pain tonight, and give it back to you double in the morning.
    +1

    I'm never touching the stuff again.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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