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    moving target c0urt's Avatar
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    I need cash, but I cant work

    Since the whole seizure thing my mom made me promise not to get a job yet
    but I was hunting craigslist for a laugh and i came across this:

    Seeking men ages 18-65 to be photographed nude for a tasteful adult website. Compensation is $500. Faces are not shown on the site so models remain completely anonymous. These are nude, non-sexual pictures. The aim is towards vintage / physique erotic photography. You do not have to have a "model's body" - we are seeking real men for this site. All interested candidates should apply.

    The shoot takes between 30 and 60 minutes. Models are required to sign an agreement, a release form, as well as provide proof of age.

    Please respond to this ad by emailing apply@parick.com and include your name, email, phone number and a picture (body - nude preferable). If there is interest, you will be contacted via phone for an interview.


    well shucks
    there are more questionable pictures of me floating around the intarweb of me already and there is that video i did a bit back to pay rent once. so I am debating doing it . but I hate the thought of deoing something I found on cl, from what i understand they tend to be pretty untrust worthy
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Go for it mate, just don't send a nude picture. They'll use it and not compensate you. Just make sure to take your 'fluffer' to act as security.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Oh, yeah... be sure to share the viewing URL with us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    Go for it mate, just don't send a nude picture. They'll use it and not compensate you. Just make sure to take your 'fluffer' to act as security.
    LOL

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    modest luckily isnt an issue
    as can be seen here
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1194/...5c9e6055_b.jpg
    then fun part was running it by my fluffer a 6'2 female body builder from my wreslting days ,
    now i am just waiting to hear back from them
    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

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    Aren't you concerned about getting helmet head?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0urt View Post
    modest luckily isnt an issue
    as can be seen here
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1194/...5c9e6055_b.jpg
    then fun part was running it by my fluffer a 6'2 female body builder from my wreslting days ,
    now i am just waiting to hear back from them
    I'd be really impressed it that helmet was a no hander.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    If you need cash, why not just crap out another Porsche, like in the picture? You could sell it.
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    Beauty Everywhere snowy's Avatar
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    Start a lemonaide stand. I'm sure its hot where your at and its not dangerous

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by c0urt View Post
    modest luckily isnt an issue
    as can be seen here
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1194/...5c9e6055_b.jpg
    then fun part was running it by my fluffer a 6'2 female body builder from my wreslting days ,
    now i am just waiting to hear back from them
    Your butt is showing in the reflection of the car paint.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Your butt is showing in the reflection of the car paint.
    hehe

    completely missed that!

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    hehe

    completely missed that!
    And if you look real good you can tell it was a cold day, too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    And if you look real good you can tell it was a cold day, too.
    Damn, you're right!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    And if you look real good you can tell it was a cold day, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Your butt is showing in the reflection of the car paint.
    you know, i never noticed that either. if you look at my left leg you can tell where it was broken, i had cut off my cast with an angle grinder like a week or so before that pick was taken, still had a little bit of a curve to it
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    that CL ad is probably just a fake. i bet it's someone's personal email who is checking out all the photos that people send him. or like, stacey said, they'll just use your photo anyway.

    i highly doubt that you would ever see that $500. i don't think you should waste your time.

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    Just go be a model for the life drawing classes at the local colleges. Your nakedness gets interpreted by total strangers.
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    $500 Sperm donaton > Shady amatuer porn


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