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Old 08-17-07, 03:09 AM   #1
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I need cash, but I cant work

Since the whole seizure thing my mom made me promise not to get a job yet
but I was hunting craigslist for a laugh and i came across this:

Seeking men ages 18-65 to be photographed nude for a tasteful adult website. Compensation is $500. Faces are not shown on the site so models remain completely anonymous. These are nude, non-sexual pictures. The aim is towards vintage / physique erotic photography. You do not have to have a "model's body" - we are seeking real men for this site. All interested candidates should apply.

The shoot takes between 30 and 60 minutes. Models are required to sign an agreement, a release form, as well as provide proof of age.

Please respond to this ad by emailing apply@parick.com and include your name, email, phone number and a picture (body - nude preferable). If there is interest, you will be contacted via phone for an interview.


well shucks
there are more questionable pictures of me floating around the intarweb of me already and there is that video i did a bit back to pay rent once. so I am debating doing it . but I hate the thought of deoing something I found on cl, from what i understand they tend to be pretty untrust worthy
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Old 08-17-07, 03:36 AM   #2
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Go for it mate, just don't send a nude picture. They'll use it and not compensate you. Just make sure to take your 'fluffer' to act as security.
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Oh, yeah... be sure to share the viewing URL with us.
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Go for it mate, just don't send a nude picture. They'll use it and not compensate you. Just make sure to take your 'fluffer' to act as security.
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modest luckily isnt an issue
as can be seen here
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1194/...5c9e6055_b.jpg
then fun part was running it by my fluffer a 6'2 female body builder from my wreslting days ,
now i am just waiting to hear back from them
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Aren't you concerned about getting helmet head?
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Old 08-17-07, 08:57 AM   #7
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modest luckily isnt an issue
as can be seen here
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1194/...5c9e6055_b.jpg
then fun part was running it by my fluffer a 6'2 female body builder from my wreslting days ,
now i am just waiting to hear back from them
I'd be really impressed it that helmet was a no hander.
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Old 08-17-07, 09:02 AM   #8
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If you need cash, why not just crap out another Porsche, like in the picture? You could sell it.
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Old 08-17-07, 09:19 AM   #9
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Start a lemonaide stand. I'm sure its hot where your at and its not dangerous

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modest luckily isnt an issue
as can be seen here
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1194/...5c9e6055_b.jpg
then fun part was running it by my fluffer a 6'2 female body builder from my wreslting days ,
now i am just waiting to hear back from them
Your butt is showing in the reflection of the car paint.
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Old 08-17-07, 09:33 AM   #11
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hehe

completely missed that!
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hehe

completely missed that!
And if you look real good you can tell it was a cold day, too.
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Old 08-17-07, 09:46 AM   #13
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Damn, you're right!
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Old 08-17-07, 12:32 PM   #15
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Your butt is showing in the reflection of the car paint.
you know, i never noticed that either. if you look at my left leg you can tell where it was broken, i had cut off my cast with an angle grinder like a week or so before that pick was taken, still had a little bit of a curve to it
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that CL ad is probably just a fake. i bet it's someone's personal email who is checking out all the photos that people send him. or like, stacey said, they'll just use your photo anyway.

i highly doubt that you would ever see that $500. i don't think you should waste your time.
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Just go be a model for the life drawing classes at the local colleges. Your nakedness gets interpreted by total strangers.
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