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    Snoopy is on your tail DoTheDrew's Avatar
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    I Hate...

    Crickets...

    This noisy ******* has been chirping out side my bedroom window for the last two hours. He's driving me NUTS!

    the worst part is, its not even like "chirp chirp" Its just one long continuos chirp. over and over and over.
    Every day they take my bar of soap. Every day they give me a new bar of soap...
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Poor guy. He just wants to mate.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Giving you the business. Cypress's Avatar
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    I know how that goes. The first night at KP's casa was rough. Upstate New York has some CRICKETS!
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    They end up in my garage from time to time and make a heck of a racket. I have to hunt them down and sweep them out.

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    and how. add cicadas to that list as well.
    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atomship47 View Post
    and how. add cicadas to that list as well.
    +1

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    It is what it is... Minesbroken's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Poor guy. He just wants to mate.
    Yay!!!! you brought back the Bouncy Bouncy Boing Boing *claps*
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    Had to laugh when I saw this. I have the same problem. This guy is one heck of a busy dude.

    One morning I thought I saw him when I took my dog outside. It was like he was waiting up for me all night to come outside. CRAZY BUG!!
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    I hate, dislike, loathe, become angry, rant, rave, get pissed off, etc. about having to repeatedly undergo eye surgery and everything that goes with it!

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    The best answer to your suffering is to make someone else suffer more. Gather up several crickets and throw them into their office/closet/garage. If you can't be happy, at least make someone else more unhappy.

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