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    Finally.. I'm free :beer:

    Today I am emancipated. There was once a time when I had too many women in my life (let's call it; ''the past''), but today the time has come when I finally have 'none' (let's call it; ''paradise''). So, yeah man.. I'm thinkin now I should celebrate by 'playing the field' a little, or maybe just chill altogether? And btw, when is the pharmaceutical industry going to smarten up and make a 'gay' pill? (as in queer, not 'happy'). Where I live (in Cambridge, Ma.) I see lots of them holding hands and being 'gay' (as in 'happy', not queer).. it must be nice not having to deal with any battle of the sexes type bs.. Anyways, more musings on my liberation later.. but feel free to contribute yours.

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    Hey I'm cool. Just the way I am. Work hard, live a clean life, be honest. Don't do anything to hurt anyone on purpose. Play with my puppies and kittes, send love to my friends and ride my bike. Ride ride ride. Yep. No drama. Nice and calm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Hey I'm cool. Just the way I am. Work hard, live a clean life, be honest. Don't do anything to hurt anyone on purpose. Play with my puppies and kittes, send love to my friends and ride my bike. Ride ride ride. Yep. No drama. Nice and calm.


    It sounds very nice Siu.. really it does. But I wonder how long I could tolerate that kind of existance? -before I needed to start some trbl.


    Seriously, a ''drama free lifestyle'' .. -it does 'appeal' to me. I just don't know if it's practical.. I honestly don't know how I would react to such a thing? But still.. I am intregued by your ideas, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    i say toss back a few and them have your way with yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    i say toss back a few and then have your way with yourself.


    Okay.. I am at work. Should I atleast log out from 'bikeforums' first? -?

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    Yeah well. It's like Jesus said, freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    nah, but do go to the breakroom, or the smoking area. those guys need some entertainment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    Yeah well. It's like Jesus said, freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.
    I thought that was me, me and my Bobby McGhee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by red house View Post
    Okay.. I am at work. Should I atleast log out from 'bikeforums' first? -?
    Noooooo! We want you to share your experiences with us.
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    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I thought that was me, me and my Bobby McGhee.
    Ghee, I guess you're right.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    finally!!!! btw, I cannot get Krinkistan out of my mind. I laugh everytime I think of the place. You should sell Krinkistan National Cycling Team jerseys.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Congratulations on your recent divorce. Hope everything turns out well.

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    Krinkistan is like heaven. No roadies, no jerseys.

    We roll naked or we don't roll at all.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    okay, you should hold people down and tattoo the logo and emblem of the Krinkistan National Cycling Team on their chest and back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Jays View Post
    Congratulations on your recent divorce. Hope everything turns out well.


    Yeah I hope so too.. He's suing me for 'half' ..wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    okay, you should hold people down and tattoo the logo and emblem of the Krinkistan National Cycling Team on their chest and back.

    Krinkistanis are willing, it's more a matter of finding a blank space.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I thought that was me, me and my Bobby McGhee.
    OMG.


    RedHouse, There is no subscribing. Just lie low (did I just say that to you?) keep under the radar, and stay away from axe stores. You'd be surprised how stress free it could be.

    I dare you. Dare you to try it for a month. If you can last that long.
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    What is this thread about. I saw "free" and "beer", but when I clicked there was no free beer, just a bunch of nonsence about holding hands and being gay, but not gay... wtf.
    Where's the free beer?

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    no beer, but Krink will give you a tattoo.
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    Free beer is just another word for nothing left to screw.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrobert View Post
    What is this thread about. I saw "free" and "beer", but when I clicked there was no free beer, just a bunch of nonsence about holding hands and being gay, but not gay... wtf.
    Where's the free beer?

    No.. no 'free beer' for you. It is quite obvious you have had too much to drink already. The OP was about 'holding hands and being gay,' -there was no mention at all of 'not' being gay (?) .. d00d, what are you smoking -?

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    Oooooooooh that's just efrobert. Nevermind him. *throws hand down like it's no big deal*
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    I just wanted to stick my head in here. To offer advice, no...I do not think anymore advice can be given. No, red has gone on the way very few have traveled...he has graduated, if you will, the "school of hard knocks", or to modernize it "Charm School" rejects whom he was addicted to both sexually and spiritually..no, I am not here to give advice to the man who endured threats to his body and soul all in the name of "love" or "lust" whatever the case may be. But to risk it all for passion, yes...to be willing to toss everything over a cliff and lose your very sanity all in the name of a fine ass and phat punnany, no...I can only salute you red.


    May your "retirement" be as lasting as Jordan's first sabbatical and Jay-Z's step out of the ring to pick up Beyonce's bikini from the deck of his yacht.

    Enjoy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    Yeah well. It's like Jesus said, freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.
    Kris Kristoperson...or was that Pistoferson...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    May your "retirement" be as lasting as Jordan's first sabbatical and Jay-Z's step out of the ring to pick up Beyonce's bikini from the deck of his yacht.
    You're a realist, dear 'Dipper, you surely are.
    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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