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  • Yes - Bring on the Nekkid Jon – just burn the saddle after…

    20 25.97%
  • Maybe – I mean, why not, he’s posed in his undies already, might as well get the full monty.

    10 12.99%
  • NO WAY - Are you out of your frickin’ mind! Poke my eyes out with toothpicks!

    37 48.05%
  • Neutral - I’m eating wheat thins and have nothing else to say...

    10 12.99%
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    Should Pheard (Jon) Pose Nekkid in the Lance Armstrong Pose?

    He has the...um...courage to do it; he has the youthful physique to do it; but does he have the audience to appreciate it? You tell me.

    (This is in fun and meant to be fun...so no mean-spiritedness allowed! I just want to know if we all really want to see Jon do what Jschen has already conquered!)

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    BoooooYahhhh!!

    I say do it!!

    EEeeeeeeeeeeeeee HEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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    While it might be fun to be a fly on the wall in future job interviews when he tries to explain the resulting photo away, I don't think either Jon or the world is quite ready for the full repercussions of a Pheard Phull Monty shot.
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    Oddly. I have nothing to say. Weird. *crunch crunch crunch*
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    I think if he wants do he can can PM it to anybody that requests it, not sure about posting it on a public forum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingshearer View Post
    While it might be fun to be a fly on the wall in future job interviews when he tries to explain the resulting photo away, I don't think either Jon or the world is quite ready for the full repercussions of a Pheard Phull Monty shot.
    Hush. Stop being so dang logical. You're crampin' our style here, Bikingshearer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeCrO632 View Post
    Oddly. I have nothing to say. Weird. *crunch crunch crunch*
    Me either...Hmm...Pass the cheese please.
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    wow..popular poll. Maybe a "Do Your Best Impression of Nekkid Jschen" thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingscotsman View Post
    I think if he wants do he can can PM it to anybody that requests it, not sure about posting it on a public forum?
    If a blue star can do it, why not Jon? Just as long as he doesn't show his uh........pink stuff. Oh ew. I just grossed myself out. Thanks for the pictorial, FSM!!

    Blechh.
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    nudity is beautiful....isn't it?

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    If he's going to do a Lance pose, may I suggest a standing podium pic with the flowers in one hand and the stuffed lion in the other???

    Jus thinkin'.....
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    Toothpicks. That guy is just too white for my tastes.

    But actually, I definitely wouldn't mind some wheat thins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Hush. Stop being so dang logical. You're crampin' our style here, Bikingshearer.
    Better than cramping my eyeballs. This ain't logic. It's self-preservation, pure and simple.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeCrO632 View Post
    wow..popular poll. Maybe a "Do Your Best Impression of Nekkid Jschen" thread...
    Yes, Yes, yes!!!! Oh, please, oh please, oh please. I vote ALL you yummy foo men get to posing nekkid!

    Oh, and I nominate my Cabana Master (Mirona ) to go first.

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    I don't need anymore large white full moons, please. Thnkx. The one in the sky is good enough.
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    Only if he loses a testicle.

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    I just might with that ass hatchet seat of mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Yes, Yes, yes!!!! Oh, please, oh please, oh please. I vote ALL you yummy foo men get to posing nekkid!

    Oh, and I nominate my Cabana Master (Mirona ) to go first.
    Sorry ladies I'm underage
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    Quote Originally Posted by merider1 View Post
    Yes, Yes, yes!!!! Oh, please, oh please, oh please. I vote ALL you yummy foo men get to posing nekkid!
    As long as it's only the "yummy" ones doin' the posin', the world and I will remain safe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    Toothpicks. That guy is just too white for my tastes.

    But actually, I definitely wouldn't mind some wheat thins.
    Oh, you be quiet. Better yet, get to waxing and oiling. I'm betting that the "Yes/Maybes" are going to beat out the Nos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by delfino View Post
    nudity is beautiful....isn't it?
    In theory, yes. In execution, not always.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NeCrO632 View Post
    wow..popular poll. Maybe a "Do Your Best Impression of Nekkid Jschen" thread...
    Okay I dare you to start a thread and be the first poster. *wipes Pavlov's dog type of drool from side of lip*
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