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    Criminals are running free because of Foo..

    I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brianb View Post
    I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!




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    Quote Originally Posted by brianb View Post
    I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!

    AND I JUST GOT AWAY WITH THAT DVD PLAYER!! WOOHOOOO!!
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    Don't feel bad. Medical device manufacturing fixtures are not being validated because of Foo. And 3d models of UV reactive gluing fixtures for cell sorting components are not being drawn .
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    Don't feel bad, my 4 hour old cup of coffee has yet to be drank because of Foo.
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    Because of Foo there are TV ads for local businesses are not being written, produced and directed. Companies are losing money on a daily basis and some are going broke because the ad guy is looking at bike forums. Several people have lost their homes, several have suicided, the economy of this state is at its lowest in 20 years, and inflation is at an all time high and going to plunge us into recession...

    All because I want to talk bike sh*te in work time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scrodzilla
    I'm going out on the town tonight and it won't be over until I snort a line of habanero seeds off the hood of a red Fiero.
    Words and Stuff.
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    I decided not to put off work, I just work from my Foo desk now.


    It's like a work-from-home maternal leave thing, except I'm not getting any work done and I'm not pregnant.
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    Airplane engines are not being put together right because of Foo. My mind is not on the job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brianb View Post
    I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!
    I have a pond, anyone on the job is welcome to come and fish; the green canoe is better than the red one, btw, and the paddles are underneath them.

    Once you slide into the depths of the underworld opportunity for procrastination just multiplies and multiplies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I have a pond, anyone on the job is welcome to come and fish; the green canoe is better than the red one, btw, and the paddles are underneath them.

    Once you slide into the depths of the underworld opportunity for procrastination just multiplies and multiplies...


    ...but you still have time to bribe cops with your well-stocked pond I see...





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    mmm bacon



    Jk. I work for the feds and some days it seems all I do is read BF and turn coffee into urine.

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    Well stocked--I knew there was something I was missing. Explains that last speeding ticket.

    BTW Dipper, you're not too far away, you're more than welcome to come and drown bait too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Well stocked--I knew there was something I was missing. Explains that last speeding ticket.

    BF done gone and ruined the O'Conner's pond too...damn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I have a pond, anyone on the job is welcome to come and fish; the green canoe is better than the red one, btw, and the paddles are underneath them.

    Once you slide into the depths of the underworld opportunity for procrastination just multiplies and multiplies...
    Ahhhh- nice! But do you have a hot spot on that pond? Now THAT would be a real time waster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Smashy View Post
    Don't feel bad, my 4 hour old cup of coffee has yet to be drank because of Foo.
    Heretic! err, we're the heretics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by brianb View Post
    I am a police Detective, sitting at my desk reading Foo, instead of doing my job. You people should be ashamed of yourselves!
    thats OK, I just stole your bike!
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    Don't feel bad. My marriage was saved, I refinanced my house, and the dog came home because of Foo!
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    Bad cop, no donut!

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    I'm like Radioshack....I've got answers.

    Your answer is: become a cybercrime detective....problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brianb View Post
    Criminals are running free because of Foo..
    Quote Originally Posted by mezza View Post
    AND I JUST GOT AWAY WITH THAT DVD PLAYER!! WOOHOOOO!!
    Looks like criminals are running free WITHIN Foo to me.
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    Before Foo, I was overweight and lazy.

    After Foo, I am lazy and overweight.
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    My keyboard is full of food crumbs cause I sit and eat and read Foo, I have constant dribbles down the screen due to coffee spew - because of Foo. And the butt is probably a tad flatter cause I'm sitting here reading Foo.



    It's all Foo's fault.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    I have a pond, anyone on the job is welcome to come and fish; the green canoe is better than the red one, btw, and the paddles are underneath them.

    Once you slide into the depths of the underworld opportunity for procrastination just multiplies and multiplies...
    What you got in that pond?
    Bream (there in every body of water in GA I think)?
    Bass?
    Crappie?
    Catfish? if so, what kind?
    Other?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post


    My keyboard is full of food crumbs cause I sit and eat and read Foo, I have constant dribbles down the screen due to coffee spew - because of Foo. And the butt is probably a tad flatter cause I'm sitting here reading Foo.



    It's all Foo's fault.
    So how did your play date with the ball go?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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