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    Your Mom

    This is in memory of my best friend Vinny, he was more like a brother,may he rest in pieces(yes pieces)
    he wraped himself around a tree at 120mph. It diden't mater how long it had been sence we saw each other cracking on mom always came first.

    Give it your best boys and girls cause..

    Your mommas so funkey she wears Right Guard between her toes!

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    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    Would you like a dream with that?

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    Your mommas so ugly she runs from the dog catcher!

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    Yo momma so nasty she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

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    Your Mom is so fat she has her own zip code.
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    I love noodles.

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    Your mother is so middle class she drives a Chevrolet to the Mothers Day Out at the country club.
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    Your momma's so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up.

    Your momma's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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    Your mom's cooch is so hairy it looks like she has buckwheat in a leglock.

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    Your momma must have been strong to raise a dumb bell like you.

    (HA!! reversed!)
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    Your mom is reversed! HA! err wait.....nervermind....it was funnier in my head
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    I love noodles.

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    Your mama's so fat, she has seven smaller fat ladies in orbit around her.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Your momma's so hot, we had dinner and a movie last night!!!!

    HAH.

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    I'm gonna get "your mom's name" tattooed on my butt. That way i can tell everyone i've got "your mom's name" tattooed on my butt.

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    When I play halo with friends I play on my "your momma" screen name.

    All you see is

    "you were killed by your mother"
    "headshot by your mother"
    "you killed your mother"

    Either way it's a win win, but people get so pissed. For some reason I'm really good at that game. Only video game I ever played.

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    Your mom's like a ferris wheel, everyone gets a free ride.

    Sorry 'bout your buddy.
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    does this face make my butt look big?

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    Yo momma's like a bowling ball - everyone fingers her and throws her in the gutter.

    Yo momma's so fat that when she did a cartwheel she kicked God in the face.

    Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this - "Detroit! New York! LA!"

    Yo momma's so fat I ran out of gas trying to drive around her - in my Prius.

    But seriously - let's get off of momma's. Cuz I just got off yours.

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    Yo Mommas a blonde. Ok you can close this thread now mods...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    When I play halo with friends I play on my "your momma" screen name.

    All you see is

    "you were killed by your mother"
    "headshot by your mother"
    "you killed your mother"

    Either way it's a win win, but people get so pissed. For some reason I'm really good at that game. Only video game I ever played.
    Friend of mine plays by the name "a girl."

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    Y'r momma's alright, but y'r sister just lays there.



    Okay, mods, now you can close the thread.
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    oh this is perfect, and an awesome way to draw up memories of my dad as well. he was the king of yo mama jokes. his favorite?

    Yo mama so ugly, she got a part time job standing outside the dr's office, makin people sick.



    LMAO

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    yo mamma's so hairy, her armpits have dredlocks.
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    Yo mamma's so fat, when she get a cut, gravy come out.

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    Great idea, man. RIP Vinny. I feel for you!
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Yo Mama's so fat she needs neck deodorant.

    [Sorry about your pal, RIP]
    Last edited by Air; 09-13-07 at 11:10 PM.

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    A big thanks to every one, you did Vinny proud and I feel mutch better now.

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