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    Rules of Foo

    The first Rule of Foo is "You do not talk about Foo."
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    There are no rules of foo.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    The second rule is no bad Fight Club references.
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    You must make a minimum one Pheard or Cypress crack per day.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squegeeboo View Post
    The second rule is no bad Fight Club references.
    And the third rool is that there are no lame "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" references, either.

    If you want that kind of thing, please take it to A&S.

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    What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas.
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    ^^^ you mean you can get herpes in here?

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    This is like a strip club. You can look but you can't touch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucky53s View Post
    This is like a strip club. You can look but you can't touch.
    When you consider some of the element of Foo, I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH.

    See reference to Cypress and Pheard above.
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    Does Vega know that everyone is talking about her?
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    There are some....ummm....elements of Foo that I'd love to touch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucky53s View Post
    There are some....ummm....elements of Foo that I'd love to touch.
    Yes, true. I only meant that one needs to be specific when they talk about touching Foo.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    And settle down, Karen....we were talking about touching Foo, not touching Food.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Does Vega know that everyone is talking about her?

    So...what you're saying is...

    What happens in Vega, stays in Vega.




    I should hope so.

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    I ain't saying nuthin.

    I don't talk about people. Except Jon. I'll talk about Jon.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    The only real rule that I am aware of is that disputes are settled by break dance fighting.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    The only real rule that I am aware of is that disputes are settled by break dance fighting.
    You're damn skippy!


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    I think this is more accurate:
    War: Where foolish men kill other foolish men for foolish reasons.
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    does this face make my butt look big?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    The only real rule that I am aware of is that disputes are settled by break dance fighting.
    OK...now that's a rule I want to see enforced!!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Go pick a fight and I will be there with a sheet of cardboard and two pairs of Hammer pants!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mo'Phat View Post
    You're damn skippy!

    So wrong.

    Hilarious.

    But wrong.


    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    another rule

    pics of it didnt happen
    how to tape your bars http://www.flickr.com/photos/89572419@N00/sets/72157629279270681/

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    Code:
    Hints for `foo.c' are given in `foo.hint'.  Often they will contain suggested arguments
    I dunno. I didn't make it up.

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    Here is another:

    Foo: The sacred syllable (FOO MANI PADME HUM); to be spoken
    only when under obligation to commune with the Deity. Our first
    obligation is to keep the Foo Counters turning.

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