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Old 08-31-07, 01:51 PM   #1
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Choose your Mutant Power

Yep I hit the search button and found this wasn't in here.

AN OUTRAGE TO FOO I SAY!!!!


So choose what mutant power you would have


I'll start


Complete control and munipulation of the Atoms down to the size of elctrons.


Oh the wonders you could do. Or undo for that matter
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Old 08-31-07, 01:53 PM   #2
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I'd like to be able to fly like a bird.
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Old 08-31-07, 01:54 PM   #3
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Old 08-31-07, 01:54 PM   #4
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nuclear farts....one fart and the whole town goes up in a mushroom cloud.
Yep, that's be my power.
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Old 08-31-07, 01:58 PM   #5
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regeneration. Then it would'nt be takin so frakin long for my fractured elbow to fully heal.

I wouldn't have to wear a helmet when cycling either! oh, oh, I would even probably have hair, I'm sure mutants with egeneration don't go bald. I could feel the wind ripping through my hair as I ride and ........................
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Old 08-31-07, 01:59 PM   #6
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the ability to get everything only halfway done!

oh wait - i already have th...
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Old 08-31-07, 02:00 PM   #7
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I want to be able to use my mental powers to keep others from bending my spoons, bent spoons really piss me off.
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Old 08-31-07, 02:02 PM   #8
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I see flatulence is taken. I'll grab that one too, but I'll take the chemical component....the ability to produce ranging from crowd control tear gas to full neurotoxins
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Old 08-31-07, 02:07 PM   #10
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I already have that one and I can see you even if you are on invisible mode here on the forums Super Mod powers
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Well, apart from such obvious things as immortality and x-ray vision, I'd say photosynthesis would be pretty cool. Imagine being able to use direct sunlight to feed yourself. Just strip down to your underwear and absorb the light. After an hour or so, you've "fed" yourself for the day.
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I see flatulence is taken. I'll grab that one too, but I'll take the chemical component....the ability to produce ranging from crowd control tear gas to full neurotoxins
I'd like the power to destroy all burritos in this forum!
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Dammit, i guess it would be a bit much to ask for photosynthesis to work with my invisibility would it...
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Old 08-31-07, 02:16 PM   #15
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With my power....you take burritos, and I take out this place...got it?
Now put down the burrito and slowly back away.
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I see you've obtained some "yellow cake" burritos....

This means trouble.
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Being able to read minds and plant thoughts would be cool...
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I'd take the ability to affect gravity. Look out TDF!!
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I see you've obtained some "yellow cake" burritos....

This means trouble.
And I drink Tritium to wash'em down.
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Old 08-31-07, 02:57 PM   #23
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Invisibility.

I second that, as long as the clothes I'm wearing also go invisible so I don't have to get butt nekid like Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four. Then if I can go invisible I can go to Jessica's house and watch her get nekid... amongst other things I'd like to do with her...
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That's telekinesis Kyle!
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Nope, I'll take the kind where you don't have to flap your arms.
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