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    Choose your Mutant Power

    Yep I hit the search button and found this wasn't in here.

    AN OUTRAGE TO FOO I SAY!!!!


    So choose what mutant power you would have


    I'll start


    Complete control and munipulation of the Atoms down to the size of elctrons.


    Oh the wonders you could do. Or undo for that matter
    All truth, in the long run, is only common sense clarified.
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    I'd like to be able to fly like a bird.
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    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Instant teleportation
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    nuclear farts....one fart and the whole town goes up in a mushroom cloud.
    Yep, that's be my power.

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    regeneration. Then it would'nt be takin so frakin long for my fractured elbow to fully heal.

    I wouldn't have to wear a helmet when cycling either! oh, oh, I would even probably have hair, I'm sure mutants with egeneration don't go bald. I could feel the wind ripping through my hair as I ride and ........................
    "Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga." - Carl Spackler

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    the ability to get everything only halfway done!

    oh wait - i already have th...

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    I want to be able to use my mental powers to keep others from bending my spoons, bent spoons really piss me off.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    I see flatulence is taken. I'll grab that one too, but I'll take the chemical component....the ability to produce ranging from crowd control tear gas to full neurotoxins
    on light duty due to illness; please contact my assistants for forum issues. They are Siu Blue Wind, or CbadRider or the other 3 star folk. I am currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes. I am making good progress, happily.


    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Invisibility.


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    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    The Site Administrator: Currently at home recovering from a couple of strokes,please contact my assistnt admins for forum issues Tom Stormcrowe's Avatar
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    I already have that one and I can see you even if you are on invisible mode here on the forums Super Mod powers
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    . “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”- Fredrick Nietzsche

    "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." - Immanuel Kant

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    Videre non videri
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    Well, apart from such obvious things as immortality and x-ray vision, I'd say photosynthesis would be pretty cool. Imagine being able to use direct sunlight to feed yourself. Just strip down to your underwear and absorb the light. After an hour or so, you've "fed" yourself for the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    nuclear farts....one fart and the whole town goes up in a mushroom cloud.
    Yep, that's be my power.
    And

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Stormcrowe View Post
    I see flatulence is taken. I'll grab that one too, but I'll take the chemical component....the ability to produce ranging from crowd control tear gas to full neurotoxins
    I'd like the power to destroy all burritos in this forum!
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    Dammit, i guess it would be a bit much to ask for photosynthesis to work with my invisibility would it...

    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    A girl once asked me to give her twelve inches and make it hurt. I had to make love to her 3 times and then punch her in the nose.

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    With my power....you take burritos, and I take out this place...got it?
    Now put down the burrito and slowly back away.
    K thx

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    The power to get a date.
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    I see you've obtained some "yellow cake" burritos....

    This means trouble.
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    The ability to freeze time.
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    Being able to read minds and plant thoughts would be cool...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    The ability to freeze time.
    Hello Mr. Hiro Nakamura.
    "Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga." - Carl Spackler

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    I'd take the ability to affect gravity. Look out TDF!!
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Whacker View Post
    I see you've obtained some "yellow cake" burritos....

    This means trouble.
    And I drink Tritium to wash'em down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psydotek View Post
    Invisibility.

    I second that, as long as the clothes I'm wearing also go invisible so I don't have to get butt nekid like Jessica Alba in Fantastic Four. Then if I can go invisible I can go to Jessica's house and watch her get nekid... amongst other things I'd like to do with her...
    This day will be over... one of these days!

    "I have cancer, cancer doesn't have me."
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    Mind Bullets!



















    That's telekinesis Kyle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionic Pammy View Post
    I'd like to be able to fly like a bird.
    Nope, I'll take the kind where you don't have to flap your arms.

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