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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    "Oh how pretty..."

    "...what a cool looking spider web on my spokes.....But how can he survive me riding all this time in 104 degree weather?....Wait...Why is the pattern so...so...OFF? Hey wait!! Why does my bike smell...FRUITY??"


    IT'S GUM!!!!


    All over the spokes, the saddle bag, the brakes, frame, the derailleur, the cassette!!!! AUGGHHH!!!

    This has to be the worst nightmare for a person with OCD!!!

    Never EVER ride past a school on a hot summer day.
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    What? Spiderweb or gums?
    PIcs?
    Smello-post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    "...what a cool looking spider web on my spokes.....But how can he survive me riding all this time in 104 degree weather?....Wait...Why is the pattern so...so...OFF? Hey wait!! Why does my bike smell...FRUITY??"


    IT'S GUM!!!!


    All over the spokes, the saddle bag, the brakes, frame, the derailleur, the cassette!!!! AUGGHHH!!!

    This has to be the worst nightmare for a person with OCD!!!

    Never EVER ride past a school on a hot summer day.
    Which bike Siu? Not good
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Freeze it off. Just put it in a walk in freezer for a bit and chip it off - done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrankshaftYQX View Post
    Which bike Siu? Not good
    The road bike.....*sobbing*

    It's all your fault, Foosters. You guys never warned me. I'm not used to this. We NEVER have a problem like this with a mountain bike!! *goes to wash face from salty tears*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    The road bike.....*sobbing*

    It's all your fault, Foosters. You guys never warned me. I'm not used to this. We NEVER have a problem like this with a mountain bike!! *goes to wash face from salty tears*
    Oh, Siu, I'm sorry. I didn't know I only ride mountain bikes. Even if I am in love with Lowcel's IF Crown Jewel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    The road bike.....*sobbing*

    It's all your fault, Foosters. You guys never warned me. I'm not used to this. We NEVER have a problem like this with a mountain bike!! *goes to wash face from salty tears*
    Wait, the WHAT?
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Peanut butter Siu - if it works on hair, it should work on your bike. And afterwards it will smell really good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by crtreedude View Post
    Peanut butter Siu - if it works on hair, it should work on your bike. And afterwards it will smell really good!
    Peanut Butter+Titanium=BAD
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Titanium melts in PB? You have to be kidding.

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    you mean to tell me, you weren't watching where you were going and ran through some gum
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    My friend had to use the bathroom so we stopped by this school that keeps the bathrooms open. I had my shades on and where we went it was covered - I was in semi darkness.

    It's an elementary school so I'm assuming that the gum must have come from there. Ya know...kids spitting gum out onto the ground before they go to class.
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    awwwwww, I'm really sorry Siu. I would try either peanut butter or maybe some cooking spray (like Pam)...
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    In all emergencies bike related, I try not to... but I break down and call my nephew........


    Rubbing Alcohol. Good ol' fashioned rubbing alcohol.


    Thank you Sean. Your crazy aunt from Cali loves you.

    Angelily is all pretty again. Oh so pretty.

    (Thank you for the peanut butter tip, Treedude...I'll keep that in mind for my hair And thank YOU too, WP! )
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    Whew! Crisis averted! Yay, Nephew Sean!

    Sorry to hear about that, Siu. I've never had that happen to me, and it would never have occurred to me to warn you about such.

    But it appears that everything worked out ok.

    I'm going to give Scott the "Vivian" treatment before my next TT Wednesday evening. Maybe he'll feel nice and new, and will roll a little faster.

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    I told you to sit down and just let it be dirty for a sec Siu, just relax and see how long you can go. I know you can do it.

    Plus watermelon bubbalicious is like the nicest fragrance ever. I wish they'd make a males colone for that.

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    You just wait till you run thru dog crap. Ewwwww!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    I'm going to give Scott the "Vivian" treatment before my next TT Wednesday evening. Maybe he'll feel nice and new, and will roll a little faster.
    What's the Vivian treatment? You know he gets on his bikes nekkid, right?

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    You just wait till you run thru dog crap. Ewwwww!
    OH GAWD!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    What's the Vivian treatment? You know he gets on his bikes nekkid, right?




























    Oh, I meant: !


    Seriously, you know how jschen pampers and preps Vivian before every ride. Maybe I should do the same to Scott.

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    Ya want to clean my road bike? It needs it.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post





    Oh, I meant: !


    Seriously, you know how jschen pampers and preps Vivian before every ride. Maybe I should do the same to Scott.

    anxiously awaiting the vega nekkid on Scott pic..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    ".


    IT'S GUM!!!!


    All over the spokes, the saddle bag, the brakes, frame, the derailleur, the cassette!!!! AUGGHHH!!!

    This has to be the worst nightmare for a person with OCD!!!

    Never EVER ride past a school on a hot summer day.

    I hate gum on the bike !!! Argh !!! I hate gum !!!
    I HATE GUM ON THE BIKE

    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    You just wait till you run thru dog crap. Ewwwww!
    One night I stopped and got off the bike on the side of the road in the dark. On the way home I was riding through farm country and I kept thinking all the farms had a lot of manure in the fields. When I got home I walked into the porch, through the kitchen, and on the rug in the living room. Then I realized the smell was on my foot, and spread evenly over the pedal and my house !!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    If it makes you feel any better Siu, I once rode over a section of pavement that had been freshly painted - without the courtesy of warning signs being posted - resulting in a small splattering of orange dots on my bike's down tube and the underside of the chainstays.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    I'm really sorry--I didn't think anyone would step there. I'll be more careful in future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dauphin View Post
    anxiously awaiting the vega nekkid on Scott pic..
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