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    Ninjas vs. Shaolin Monks

    I'm still waiting for the final showdown...

    http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnPEK269328.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbcb View Post
    I'm still waiting for the final showdown...

    http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnPEK269328.html
    Pah! Their kung-fu's no good. Everyone knows the only real martial art technique that really matters is '7 Guinness 2x4 swinging.' Everything else just wants to be that cool.

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    - ninjas win with six times the hits!

    see here

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    chuck norris could take all of them
    http://www.thebicyclingguitarist.net.../bios/bike.gif about to start winter quarter , enjoying school so far

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    So, essentially, they want the internet to apologize? Good luck with that one!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbcb View Post
    I'm still waiting for the final showdown...

    http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnPEK269328.html
    So the whole of China's Shaolin monk's are crying over the comments of 1 asshat. Is that the faint sound of a whine that I hear?

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    I say if the accuser can snatch a pebble from the hand of the monk's lawyer, the story is true.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norsehabanero View Post
    chuck norris could take all of them
    Bring it on Chuck!


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    Forget the Monks, the Ninjas are too busy taking on Pirates at DODGEBALL! http://www.joystiq.com/2007/08/13/ag...ith-dodgeball/
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    So, can you tell over a billion chinese to "lighten up Francis!"?
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    That would be a close match, but I think I'd have to give the edge to the Shaolin monks. After all, they are the ones who produced (Quai Chang) Caine and nobody but Bruce Lee could have beaten him.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    So, can you tell over a billion chinese to "lighten up Francis!"?
    Yes, call Mattel Toys, they have control of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    So, can you tell over a billion chinese to "lighten up Francis!"?
    If it involves the Japanese in ANY way, (yes, even ninjas) then probably not

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbcb View Post
    If it involves the Japanese in ANY way, (yes, even ninjas) then probably not
    LOL, true. If there is any one people who take things to extremes......
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I'll take the guy who brings the ***...
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michigander View Post
    I'll take the guy who brings the ***...
    I hope he brings a few billion rounds, one clip will not cut it for sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    pirates.
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    penzance
    Linda Ronstadt
    Quote Originally Posted by Mariah View Post
    Transcendental enumeration.

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    After a little research, I found this to be the ninja in question.



    1 bronze, 0 silver, 1 gold

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    Linda Ronstadt
    No, Ray Stevens.



    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    After a little research, I found this to be the ninja in question.

    http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x...HillsNinja.jpg
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    No, Ray Stevens.





    not Rex Smith?

    (can't believe I typed that)
    Quote Originally Posted by Mariah View Post
    Transcendental enumeration.

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    And they say pro cyclists have a testosterone imbalance...
    My two favorite things in life are libraries and bicycles. They both move people forward without wasting anything.
    The perfect day: Riding a bike to the library.—Peter Golkin


    Lucky for me, I work at a library and bike to work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I say if the accuser can snatch a pebble from the hand of the monk's lawyer, the story is true.
    LOL

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