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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Happy Birthday Vtjim!

    Happy Birthday Vtjim! Hope its a great one.
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    I caught you a delicious bass
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    oooh....another B'day thread. Time for another bass?
    Happy B'day Vtjim! Have a great day! and don't forgot to ride your age.

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    Just how stinky must that bass be by now? It's getting passed around (and apparently untaken) by every birthday boy/girl for the past month or two.

    About the only think stinkier might be jsharr himself....anybody noticed he ALWAYS wears the same clothes? I mean does he EVER shower or wash those clothes?
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    As I have explained, ad nauseum, I maintain a stock tank full of genetically engineered bass. Each carries a serial number behind the anal fin. That is BDB154X45yt5. It is freshness dated until 10/08/2007.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    As I have explained, ad nauseum, I maintain a stock tank full of genetically engineered bass. Each carries a serial number behind the anal fin. That is BDB154X45yt5. It is freshness dated until 10/08/2007.
    No shower or fresh clothes though, eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    About the only think stinkier might be jsharr himself....anybody noticed he ALWAYS wears the same clothes? I mean does he EVER shower or wash those clothes?
    HAHAHAHAHa

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    As I have explained, ad nauseum, I maintain a stock tank full of genetically engineered bass. Each carries a serial number behind the anal fin. That is BDB154X45yt5. It is freshness dated until 10/08/2007.
    You the one putting that serial number on the fishes anus?
    that's just gross
    Not to mention...poor fish...how's it connected?

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    Happy birthday.

    With a chocolate pudding cake.

    <snip> that recipe goes with me!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    You the one putting that serial number on the fishes anus?
    that's just gross
    Not to mention...poor fish...how's it connected?
    Amongst my many inventions (Perpetual Clothing, Lifetime One Application Deodorant, KT Taunting Shield to name a few) I am probably most proud of my B.A.S.S. The Bass Anal Serial Stamper takes the worry and mess out of cataloging your bass inventory. It uses an computer algorithm to create a unique individualized serial number for each bass and through a complex system of gears, pulleys, lazers and secret technology known only to Eboo and Explody Pup, applies said number in a discreet, pain free, non embarrassing manner to the bass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Amongst my many inventions (Perpetual Clothing, Lifetime One Application Deodorant, KT Taunting Shield to name a few)
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
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    Mmmm! Bass! Thanks peoples.

    I can't ride my age today, but I may drink it later.

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