I hope whoever came up with those 3 little elasticky pockets on the back of roadie jerseys at least made like a billion or won a lifetime supply of nachos or oscar mayer weiners. This really took some kind of calculated genius. I bet Merton's great grand pappy was responsible.
I seriously fit all lifes necessities in them. I was planning on going against the grain and using my camelbak, but why?
I fit all this-
A half eaten burrito- Self explanatory
Medium Mt. Dew- To keep that caffeine sugar buzz goin' throughout the day.
Wallet- To squander my moneys in bike shops and on pr0n.
Phone- To holla at ma girls while ballin' down the street on my pimp ride.
Camera- To take pictures of Siu while she ain't lookin' I mean... uhhh..
Knife- To fend off evil pirates tryin' to steal my multitoolz.
In conclusion, I'd like to say, Vote for Siu!!!!!