Okay, I'll say it... pie.
The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.
I know I should not say this, but... what is ni?
Roget's Pocket Thesaurus
A Clif Bar
A beverage that is better not placed in a bottle cage
A slightly rusty 2.5" x 3/4" bolt
In search of what to search for.
I should have known the ni thing.
And you don't need anything else.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
1.half of a pizza bagel
2. naked mole rat
3. irish steel cut oatmeal cookie
Those wine bladders are surprisingly resiliant. Bring em on river/creek trips fairly often. Easier than stinking up one of my nalgenes with whiskey. Homebrew is the remedy for curing what ails ya tho. It's a definant cureall for all activity related intoxication. Plus it makes you look 10x sexier, 3x stronger, and infinitely more witty.
bags of pigs blood.....that way, if you take a tumble, it looks WAY worse than it was lol
Good luck and be fecund :)
Condoms, lube and a camera.