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    wussy Stray Cat's Avatar
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    What's the craziest/scariest thing a significant others parents have done?

    While sitting on the couch, waiting for my ex, her mom came out to show me her ****** and tell me she better be home on time.

    Sitting watching TV late at night with the same ex, her mom came out waving her taser around me, clicking it on and off and saying she better not have any grandkids anytime soon. (Besides being butt raped by Michael Clarke Duncan, not being tasered is 2nd on my fears list)

    Watching TV again she brought out her belts and pictures from the 88' Olympics. She also teaches taekwondo on the side of her regular job.

    Even after all of this, I got along with the mom sometimes better than the daughter. Also, we both love to talk about sportbikes and other people at the meets. I consider her to be my second mother.


    And this would be her:





    Just from talking with other friends they have some pretty crazy stories. Looking forward to readin yalls.

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    I see hills.... Bring them on!!!
    Stay calm and bring a towel.

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    It's an old photo Boss Moniker's Avatar
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    I'm frightened for your safety.
    Quote Originally Posted by dutret View Post
    Just because I'm not angry anymore doesn't mean I don't think bossmoniker and every other hipster **** I see riding around on aerowheels isn't a piece of **** thats only use is to be an easy target for ridicule.

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    Ex? How did MOM take the breakup?

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Mom threatened you and she's the one you get along better with? And you weren't running, WHY?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    ....gets the cheese Second Mouse's Avatar
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    I got nuthin'.

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    Climbing Above It All BikeWNC's Avatar
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    Her parents moved next to us.

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    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
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    My girlfriend's mother met a guy from the other coast online. He's coming to stay with her for a week, and this will be the first time they've layed eyes on each other. She's been the talk of the 'family' for a while now...
    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

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    Senior Member Crono's Avatar
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    I thought TKD was integrated into the Olympics in 2000?

    Tell her you caught her in a lie, see how she reacts.

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    long time visiter Alfster's Avatar
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    My wife's mother tries to kill me with her cooking when we visit. The minute we arrive there's a 10 course Ukrainian meal waiting in all its fatty glory. YUM!!!!

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    is as Gurgus does. Gurgus's Avatar
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    My mother in law drove my bro in law's 1985 Jag through a cinder block wall at his work once. Does that count?

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gurgus View Post
    My mother in law drove my bro in law's 1985 Jag through a cinder block wall at his work once. Does that count?
    That made me cry.. for the car..

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    is as Gurgus does. Gurgus's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    That made me cry.. for the car..
    Seriously, me too. The car was near mint. Apperantly the throttle linkage stuck, causeing her to fly through the wall. What I don't understand is why she put it in drive instead of reverse. The roof was crushed right behind here head. She survived without a scratch, I've no idea how. The car was done. It was a burgundy XJS Sovereign I think.

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