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Old 09-07-07, 01:10 PM   #1
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You may not want birthday bass
A tradition that is really quite crass
But jshaar's ambition
Is to keep on a-fishin'
Til he kills every bass in Texass
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Old 09-07-07, 01:12 PM   #2
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I pooped in the john
And wiped my butt with Charmin.
Snuggles comforts me.


Haiku is totally valid. My poetry skills however, are not.
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Old 09-07-07, 01:13 PM   #3
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Please don't quit
though your poem was ****
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Old 09-07-07, 01:14 PM   #4
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Krink is krazy
Krink is nutz
To start this thread
He must be a putz
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Old 09-07-07, 01:14 PM   #5
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Limericks are easier...

So you want to speak Eboo?
The must needs language of foo
Feed big mufferzans
To dose monkiphants
What it means I haven't a clue

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Old 09-07-07, 01:16 PM   #6
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Snowy is a treasure
Eboo is too
How wonderful to have
Such women in Foo
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Old 09-07-07, 01:16 PM   #7
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Roses are red, King Termite is blue
A crown on his head, and mouth full of chew
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Siu is my sis
Stacey is too
How cool are they?
My sisters of Foo
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Old 09-07-07, 01:17 PM   #9
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Sometimes foo is a sauna
Heat pours from the throats of us fauna
When punches abort
And tempers are short
Sing kumbayah with Shadiya or Donna

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Old 09-07-07, 01:18 PM   #10
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Am I.. supposed to be happy?
When all I ever wanted..
was a slice of pie.

Oh wait. This isn't the "post your emo songs" thread is it?
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Old 09-07-07, 01:19 PM   #11
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It's fun to say "Malistryx"
Perhaps the best of the foo nicks
"Taerom" can be tasty
An edible pastie
(But sometimes quite nasty
A doughy meat pastie)
Mal should opt for a taste of "x"
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Coffee so black and hot
I drink you every day
nourishing you are not
but my morning you do make

edit: Ok, I know it sucks, but I'm not a poet.
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Old 09-07-07, 01:29 PM   #13
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Old 09-07-07, 01:35 PM   #14
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How about tongue twisters?


A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

What noise annoys an oyster?
The noise that annoys an oyster
is a noise that knows no oyster.
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Old 09-07-07, 02:44 PM   #15
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There once was a guy on a bike
and riding he really did like
He likes to ride far
and hates to drive cars
and he's glad that he isn't named Mike
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Old 09-07-07, 02:51 PM   #16
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I, am a ship without a name,
A dog without a bone
A wanderer with no home

And I chose this life for me

And I, am as scary as I seem
As evil as you think
As cruel as you claim

But not the way you think

All I need, is somewhere safe and warm
A place to call my home
Someone to keep and hold

That's all I ever needed
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Old 09-07-07, 03:04 PM   #17
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I, am a ship without a name,
A dog without a bone
A wanderer with no home

And I chose this life for me

And I, am as scary as I seem
As evil as you think
As cruel as you claim

But not the way you think

All I need, is somewhere safe and warm
A place to call my home
Someone to keep and hold

That's all I ever needed
No fair being serious!
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Old 09-07-07, 03:09 PM   #18
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Percocet and Valium for breakfast
cuz I made my SI joint go whackest
hospital yesterday
couch today
but when I recover I'm happiest!
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cuz I made my SI joint go whackest
hospital yesterday
couch today
but when I recover I'm happiest!
percocet and valium,
would you share?
Won't take much
for me not to care
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percocet and valium,
would you share?
Won't take much
for me not to care
I can not share
nor do I dare
without those drugs
I'd be eatin' slugs
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Old 09-07-07, 03:23 PM   #21
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I can not share
nor do I dare
without those drugs
I'd be eatin' slugs
eating slugs we do not want
take your drugs you must
well you must get soon
and can ride again in the dust
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haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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roses are red
violets are blue
I like peanut butter
Can you skate?
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Old 09-07-07, 04:05 PM   #24
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Foo, my friends, a remarkable land
Classy women like Donnamb are at hand
And if you need any information
See Eboo at the kiosk station
Do you need a tickle in your funny bone?
See jsharr, but don't go alone
How about a freaky kid?
Pheard will show you a brand new skid
Want to meet a woman full of love
Try Siu Blue Wind, peaceful as a dove
Need some logic, a sensible thought
USAZorro's your man, witless, he's not
Time to meet careless, healthy and free
Shadiyah brings wonderful paradigms to see
Wanna race a woman of substance?
Try Vega or BDG, depending on circumstance
Wanna a see a great sword show?
SingingSabre is the way to go
Need to hear some rapier wit?
Stacey will rip one and not give a **it!
Yes, my friend, Foo is grand
Wonderful cool cats are all at hand!
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Old 09-07-07, 04:13 PM   #25
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Serious? That's light-hearted for anything I write
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