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    Foo Poetry Corner

    You may not want birthday bass
    A tradition that is really quite crass
    But jshaar's ambition
    Is to keep on a-fishin'
    Til he kills every bass in Texass
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    I pooped in the john
    And wiped my butt with Charmin.
    Snuggles comforts me.


    Haiku is totally valid. My poetry skills however, are not.

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    Please don't quit
    though your poem was ****
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Krink is krazy
    Krink is nutz
    To start this thread
    He must be a putz
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Limericks are easier...

    So you want to speak Eboo?
    The must needs language of foo
    Feed big mufferzans
    To dose monkiphants
    What it means I haven't a clue
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    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Snowy is a treasure
    Eboo is too
    How wonderful to have
    Such women in Foo
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Roses are red, King Termite is blue
    A crown on his head, and mouth full of chew
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Siu is my sis
    Stacey is too
    How cool are they?
    My sisters of Foo
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Sometimes foo is a sauna
    Heat pours from the throats of us fauna
    When punches abort
    And tempers are short
    Sing kumbayah with Shadiya or Donna
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    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Am I.. supposed to be happy?
    When all I ever wanted..
    was a slice of pie.

    Oh wait. This isn't the "post your emo songs" thread is it?

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    It's fun to say "Malistryx"
    Perhaps the best of the foo nicks
    "Taerom" can be tasty
    An edible pastie
    (But sometimes quite nasty
    A doughy meat pastie)
    Mal should opt for a taste of "x"
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Coffee so black and hot
    I drink you every day
    nourishing you are not
    but my morning you do make

    edit: Ok, I know it sucks, but I'm not a poet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    Mal should opt for a taste of "x"

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    How about tongue twisters?


    A tutor who tooted the flute
    tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
    Said the two to their tutor:
    "Is it harder to toot,
    Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

    What noise annoys an oyster?
    The noise that annoys an oyster
    is a noise that knows no oyster.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    There once was a guy on a bike
    and riding he really did like
    He likes to ride far
    and hates to drive cars
    and he's glad that he isn't named Mike
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    I, am a ship without a name,
    A dog without a bone
    A wanderer with no home

    And I chose this life for me

    And I, am as scary as I seem
    As evil as you think
    As cruel as you claim

    But not the way you think

    All I need, is somewhere safe and warm
    A place to call my home
    Someone to keep and hold

    That's all I ever needed
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrankshaftYQX View Post
    I, am a ship without a name,
    A dog without a bone
    A wanderer with no home

    And I chose this life for me

    And I, am as scary as I seem
    As evil as you think
    As cruel as you claim

    But not the way you think

    All I need, is somewhere safe and warm
    A place to call my home
    Someone to keep and hold

    That's all I ever needed
    No fair being serious!
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    Transcendental enumeration.

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    Percocet and Valium for breakfast
    cuz I made my SI joint go whackest
    hospital yesterday
    couch today
    but when I recover I'm happiest!
    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionic Pammy View Post
    Percocet and Valium for breakfast
    cuz I made my SI joint go whackest
    hospital yesterday
    couch today
    but when I recover I'm happiest!
    percocet and valium,
    would you share?
    Won't take much
    for me not to care
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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    percocet and valium,
    would you share?
    Won't take much
    for me not to care
    I can not share
    nor do I dare
    without those drugs
    I'd be eatin' slugs
    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionic Pammy View Post
    I can not share
    nor do I dare
    without those drugs
    I'd be eatin' slugs
    eating slugs we do not want
    take your drugs you must
    well you must get soon
    and can ride again in the dust
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    haikus are easy
    but sometimes they don't make sense
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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I like peanut butter
    Can you skate?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Foo, my friends, a remarkable land
    Classy women like Donnamb are at hand
    And if you need any information
    See Eboo at the kiosk station
    Do you need a tickle in your funny bone?
    See jsharr, but don't go alone
    How about a freaky kid?
    Pheard will show you a brand new skid
    Want to meet a woman full of love
    Try Siu Blue Wind, peaceful as a dove
    Need some logic, a sensible thought
    USAZorro's your man, witless, he's not
    Time to meet careless, healthy and free
    Shadiyah brings wonderful paradigms to see
    Wanna race a woman of substance?
    Try Vega or BDG, depending on circumstance
    Wanna a see a great sword show?
    SingingSabre is the way to go
    Need to hear some rapier wit?
    Stacey will rip one and not give a **it!
    Yes, my friend, Foo is grand
    Wonderful cool cats are all at hand!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trsidn View Post
    No fair being serious!
    Serious? That's light-hearted for anything I write
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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