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    What do you want on your tombstone?

    And please don't say, sausage and cheese.

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    I don't want a tombstone at all.
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    I like this one:

    Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me.

    Maybe this on the other side:

    To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.

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    I really don't care.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad View Post
    I really don't care.
    You really don't or you want that on your tombstone?

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    F.U.

    I want that on both sides of my tombstone, if I have one.

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    I told you I was ill.

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    That has a nice look to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluebottle1 View Post
    I don't want a tombstone at all.
    yup.

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    laugh laugh laugh
    i thought i died
    i did die
    they buried me in dirt
    the dirt had worms
    the worms tickled my feet
    laugh laugh laugh

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    Tupac is alive!!

    But I'm dead.

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    A marble barbecue pit instead of a tombstone.

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    WHo the F*** was ---------------- Anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    You really don't or you want that on your tombstone?
    I don't care if I have a tombstone, nor what's on it. My guess is eventually there will be bird crap on it.

    No a little Maine story...

    Horris and Ethel lived in Winter Harbor Maine on a farm that Horris had grown up in. To say that Ethel nagged Horris would be an understatement.

    They had been married 50 years when Ethel died one night. After the funeral, Horris and his 3 sons were carrying the casket up a hill on the farm to the family cemetary. While going through the gate to the cemetary the youngest boy (Age 40) slipped and the casket crashed against the gate post and opened up. Ethel came right out of the casket and started lecturing them all on the proper way to carry a casket to its final resting place.

    It was another 10 years before Ethel died again. After the funeral, Horris and his 3 sons were again carrying the casket up the hill on the farm to the family cemetary. As they approached the gate Horris said, "Mind the post, boys, mind the post."
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Not sure what I'd want on there, but a Swedish writer has this on his:
    ”Här under är askan av en man som hade vanan att skjuta allt till morgondagen. Dock bättrades han på sitt yttersta och dog verkligen den 31 januari 1972.”

    Rough translation:
    "Here lie the ashes of a man who had the habit of always putting everything off to the next day. However, in his final hour, he pulled himself together and actually died on January 31st 1972."

    That's the kind of epitaph I'd like to have on my stone.
    Last edited by CdCf; 09-07-07 at 02:10 PM.

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    sunshine, and my feet.



    I of course will still be attached to my feet, and sitting in a lawn chair, drinking a beer, feet up on my tombstone, pondering my own immortality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I have no idea

    Hopefully by the time I need to know, I'll have something truly silly to put on it.

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    how about "You can have my tombstone when you pry it from my cold dead fingers"
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    sunshine, and my feet.



    I of course will still be attached to my feet, and sitting in a lawn chair, drinking a beer, feet up on my tombstone, pondering my own immortality.
    No worries, Jeff. We're gonna have you bronzed.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    An enigma wrapped in bacon
    Wrapped in a riddle, stirred not shaken

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    again? it stung a bit las time, but being shiny was fun.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CdCf View Post
    Not sure what I'd want on there, but a Swedish writer has this on his:
    ”Här under är askan av en man som hade vanan att skjuta allt till morgondagen. Dock bättrades han på sitt yttersta och dog verkligen den 31 januari 1972.”

    Rough translation:
    "Here lie the ashes of a man who had the habit of always putting everything of to the next day. However, in his final hour, he pulled himself together and actually died on January 31st 1972."

    That's the kind of epitaph I'd like to have on my stone.
    A friend of mine is a very good appellate lawyer, but everyone always jokes that he is chronically late. Anything he files with the courts will be filed at the last minute because he is such a perfectionist--always tweaking or editing something. As a result, he is constantly filing motions with the courts for extensions of time (which our appellate courts are actually quite lenient about granting). Anyway, I've joked with him that his tombstone will read as follows:

    "R. Wilkins: Motion for Extension of Time. God: Denied."
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    If I was being honest with myself, it'll probably end up being something like this.


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