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  1. #26
    explody pup
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    My Loins shall remain unclothed, thankyouverymuch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    *scratches at his "WWEPD?" tattoo with a rat-tail file*
    Which is exactly WEPWD. Hah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    My Loins shall remain unclothed, thankyouverymuch.
    Yeah, I won't be visiting anytime soon. The boys have to be under-wraps. However, enjoy your freedom!

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    Which is exactly WEPWD. Hah!
    Damn!

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    The boys? Ooooooh... yeah. LIONS. Not Loins. Typo. I don't like putting clothes on my lions. It's already hot enough during the summer. Those kiddos don't need to be wearing any goofy sweaters, no matter how cute they look.

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    Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, timeforMondayNightDrinkingClubgoodnightit'sbeenfun!

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    Bring your smelly self back 'round these parts ag'in, y'hear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    I smell like how a man is supposed to smell!



    Not a man who crossed the great divide in the westward expansion of the American West on the Oregon Trail, smell as pungent as you.



    BTW- You did not have to tell any of us that you quit wearing deodorant, we can smell you.

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    though regretably brief, the sighting of an Explody Pup in it's natural habitat always makes my sticker point up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Time to 'smell ya later'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    I smell like how a man is supposed to smell!
    Ummm dont plan on being with anyone in the future? LOL.
    Tropical pole vaulting is the shiznit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Use beer as deodorant and motor oil as lotion. That, sir, is how a man should, nay, must smell.
    ah yes, motor oil... it does have a nce aroma. i also like the smell of gasoline when there is only a hint of it on me. means i've been messing with the jalopy again. poor poor neglected thing...

    i haven't worn deodorant for years, but -more importantly- i stopped wearing a watch when i was 15 or so. maybe i'll stop bringing a cell phone around with me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    though regretably brief, the sighting of an Explody Pup in it's natural habitat always makes my sticker point up.
    Why, in all that is holy, did you let him escape????
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad View Post
    Why, in all that is holy, did you let him escape????
    If you love something, set it free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    ...if it loves you it will return. If it doesn't it will lock YOU in a dungeon. Better watch your back, Jeff!
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    I surgically removed his irony gland prerelease, so he will not be able to come back and kill me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Tail End Charlie Ritehsedad's Avatar
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    Cool! However, I hear that Merton is hunting you down...
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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    Humph, I go and try to get something done and the next thing I know, Explody Pup shows up. It is a plot I tell you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ritehsedad View Post
    Cool! However, I hear that Merton is hunting you down...
    MERTON is allergic to irony. I have EP's irony gland in a jar to fend off any advance he may make.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    In the past 3 days i've stopped doing a lot of things

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    Men are supposed to smell like garlic and beef and stale chips.

    You have failed hewhoisearless.
    why do you smell all flowery pheard?
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    Slow as a tortoise giving birth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    MERTON is allergic to irony. I have EP's irony gland in a jar to fend off any advance he may make.
    I was wondering why my clothes were so wrinkly since my esca... I mean since you "set me free"...

    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

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    Good. Deodorant is bad for you.

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