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Old 09-10-07, 03:25 PM   #1
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I've pretty much stopped wearing deodorant

I smell like how a man is supposed to smell!
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Old 09-10-07, 03:26 PM   #2
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Use beer as deodorant and motor oil as lotion. That, sir, is how a man should, nay, must smell.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:28 PM   #3
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I stopped combing my hair. When I look in the morning mirror I am reminded of my sordid dream.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:29 PM   #4
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Actually, I mostly smell like garlic.

And BO.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:30 PM   #5
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me too, fear and urine smells awesome
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Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:31 PM   #6
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I'm glad I'm half a world away...
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Old 09-10-07, 03:33 PM   #7
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me too, fear and urine smells awesome
Whose fear and urine are you smelling?
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Old 09-10-07, 03:33 PM   #8
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I'm glad I'm half a world away...
I'm thinking about not showering, either. Give me a couple weeks and you might catch a whiff.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:35 PM   #9
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I guess that's better than you USED to smell, Explody Pup.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:36 PM   #10
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Welcome back EP--jsharr was just telling me you disappeared on a trip to see Eboo

Is it bad that I don't wear deodorant OR comb my hair?
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Old 09-10-07, 03:36 PM   #11
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I'm thinking about not showering, either. Give me a couple weeks and you might catch a whiff.
Ran out of clean clothes and figured why bother with the rest?
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Old 09-10-07, 03:36 PM   #12
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Men are supposed to smell like garlic and beef and stale chips.

You have failed hewhoisearless.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:38 PM   #13
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I guess that's better than you USED to smell, Explody Pup.
Yes. Smelling like jsharr's cheap perfume gets a little taxing on the olfactory system.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:39 PM   #14
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Beats smelling like jsharr, though only slightly.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:40 PM   #15
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Welcome back EP--jsharr was just telling me you disappeared on a trip to see Eboo

Is it bad that I don't wear deodorant OR comb my hair?
Re: Eboo: It was a trap. But you will have to wait for my full length novel for the details.

Re: BO/messy hair: All you have to do is stop brushing your teeths and the womens will be dry humping you like a... dog... uhhhh... just dryhumped my metaphor.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:42 PM   #16
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Ran out of clean clothes and figured why bother with the rest?
Don't you oppress me with your outmoded concept of "clothing!" This is the 20somethingith century! It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:43 PM   #17
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Beats smelling like jsharr, though only slightly.
Smells like beating jsharr, though only lightly?
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Old 09-10-07, 03:43 PM   #18
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It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.
What, you're too good for wigs now? You've changed, explody. You've changed.
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That trip to the moon has seriously made you go mad.

I like it.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:44 PM   #20
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What, you're too good for wigs now? You've changed, explody. You've changed.
Wigs are cool... if you're into that kind of thing... weirdo.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:45 PM   #21
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There was a time when you were perfectly content being such a weirdo. *flips his metallic hair dramatically, storms off*
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Old 09-10-07, 03:46 PM   #22
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That trip to the moon has seriously made you go mad.

I like it.
It's all a lie. The moon is actually just a big sound stage. A big sound stage made out of rock and dust orbiting the Earth about 240,000 miles away.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:47 PM   #23
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There was a time when you were perfectly content being such a weirdo. *flips his metallic hair dramatically, storms off*
I gone straight, man. Corporate. Papa gotta make some money. I'm all starched gym socks and Italian leather straps now.
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Old 09-10-07, 03:49 PM   #24
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Don't you oppress me with your outmoded concept of "clothing!" This is the 20somethingith century! It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.
When I said "clothing" I meant Loin Cloth ... not that fruity socks and bandannas garbage.
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I never thought I'd see the day.

*scratches at his "WWEPD?" tattoo with a rat-tail file*
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