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    explody pup
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    I've pretty much stopped wearing deodorant

    I smell like how a man is supposed to smell!

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    Use beer as deodorant and motor oil as lotion. That, sir, is how a man should, nay, must smell.

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    I stopped combing my hair. When I look in the morning mirror I am reminded of my sordid dream.
    Would you like a dream with that?

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    Actually, I mostly smell like garlic.

    And BO.

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    me too, fear and urine smells awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Videre non videri
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    I'm glad I'm half a world away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    me too, fear and urine smells awesome
    Whose fear and urine are you smelling?

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    explody pup
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    Quote Originally Posted by CdCf View Post
    I'm glad I'm half a world away...
    I'm thinking about not showering, either. Give me a couple weeks and you might catch a whiff.

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    I guess that's better than you USED to smell, Explody Pup.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    My name is Mike, not Cal
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    Welcome back EP--jsharr was just telling me you disappeared on a trip to see Eboo

    Is it bad that I don't wear deodorant OR comb my hair?
    "I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!" --David Letterman

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    I'm thinking about not showering, either. Give me a couple weeks and you might catch a whiff.
    Ran out of clean clothes and figured why bother with the rest?

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    Men are supposed to smell like garlic and beef and stale chips.

    You have failed hewhoisearless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    I guess that's better than you USED to smell, Explody Pup.
    Yes. Smelling like jsharr's cheap perfume gets a little taxing on the olfactory system.

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    Beats smelling like jsharr, though only slightly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cal_gundert05 View Post
    Welcome back EP--jsharr was just telling me you disappeared on a trip to see Eboo

    Is it bad that I don't wear deodorant OR comb my hair?
    Re: Eboo: It was a trap. But you will have to wait for my full length novel for the details.

    Re: BO/messy hair: All you have to do is stop brushing your teeths and the womens will be dry humping you like a... dog... uhhhh... just dryhumped my metaphor.

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    explody pup
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    Ran out of clean clothes and figured why bother with the rest?
    Don't you oppress me with your outmoded concept of "clothing!" This is the 20somethingith century! It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Beats smelling like jsharr, though only slightly.
    Smells like beating jsharr, though only lightly?

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.
    What, you're too good for wigs now? You've changed, explody. You've changed.

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    That trip to the moon has seriously made you go mad.

    I like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    What, you're too good for wigs now? You've changed, explody. You've changed.
    Wigs are cool... if you're into that kind of thing... weirdo.

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    There was a time when you were perfectly content being such a weirdo. *flips his metallic hair dramatically, storms off*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    That trip to the moon has seriously made you go mad.

    I like it.
    It's all a lie. The moon is actually just a big sound stage. A big sound stage made out of rock and dust orbiting the Earth about 240,000 miles away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    There was a time when you were perfectly content being such a weirdo. *flips his metallic hair dramatically, storms off*
    I gone straight, man. Corporate. Papa gotta make some money. I'm all starched gym socks and Italian leather straps now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    Don't you oppress me with your outmoded concept of "clothing!" This is the 20somethingith century! It's all socks and bandannas, you caveman.
    When I said "clothing" I meant Loin Cloth ... not that fruity socks and bandannas garbage.

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    I never thought I'd see the day.

    *scratches at his "WWEPD?" tattoo with a rat-tail file*

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