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    Now with 65% less sanity! McCthulhu's Avatar
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    What the fu-hell? I left my thread here a minute ago...

    Here's my story, and I'm sure you will like it, because it wasn't written by Danielle Steel, Harold Robbins, or Ayn Rand, so you know it won't suck.

    I pull up to the URL known as bikeforums.com for the first time with a smirk and cheeky swagger brought on by eleven Guinness the night before. I check it out a bit, happen on the Spy link on the top-bar menu and find a cool thread called "Hottest Chick On A Bike." Wow! There's some pics of scantily clad babes...oh, and some bikes or something.

    So, I bookmark it, hoping to come back later and check it out some more. Tick-tock, tick-tock, where does the time go? Oh, I think I will check that link out again. Click! Place the Jeopardy waiting music here as the page loads and I find a square that states I can't visit that page. Well! Fine then, be that way.

    Our hero valiantly mounts an expeditionary force to the "Search the forums" range, somewhere south of the Carpathians, only to be thwarted by communist forces, gorillas with gas masks and squirt guns loaded with all the fragrances introduced by celebritites, and various threads that are similar but not matching our original thread. Well, ain't this a fine bit of GIANT STEAMING PILES OF POO!

    What I wants to know is, has the 'hot chicks' thread been eaten by the self-appointed PC police who think they are being fiendishly clever by not allowing things they find uninteresting or risque or containing boobies to never see the line of sight of other people who may not give a @$%& because they are irreverent bastiges and tend towards the iconoclastic OR has the search feature suddenly developed a fever, perhaps one that creates a blind spot in the retina for anything containing tropical fruits, movies where Halle Berry dresses like a cat, or threads with the word 'CHICKS' in it?

    I just want to know. I thought it was cool, now I can't find it. It breaks the heart. See poor little Timmy here? He's only 9 years old. Sure he doesn't have shoes and he has never been to school, but he could at least count on the BF threads he was looking for to be there. He knew he could find that picture of the girl from Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" somewhere on the thread. Now, what does he have? Endless threads about Flandis and his ability to win the race to the summit of L'Alp d'Court, and "What type of vegetable looks best in your shorts?" threads. Heart wrenching stuff. Won't you send in your dollars to end this tragedy now?

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Welcome to the mindset of the "Noisy pup gets the tit"

    All it takes is one person to get their panties in a wad over something and it's gone.


    Enjoy your stay.

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    I don't wear panties.
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCthulhu View Post
    Well, ain't this a fine bit of GIANT STEAMING PILES OF POO!
    I'm confuzzled. I thought it was FOO, not POO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    I don't wear panties.
    You mean you don't wear panties that are in a wad?

    I want to see the boobies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCthulhu View Post
    Here's my story, and I'm sure you will like it, because it wasn't written by Danielle Steel, Harold Robbins, or Ayn Rand, so you know it won't suck.

    I pull up to the URL known as bikeforums.com for the first time with a smirk and cheeky swagger brought on by eleven Guinness the night before. I check it out a bit, happen on the Spy link on the top-bar menu and find a cool thread called "Hottest Chick On A Bike." Wow! There's some pics of scantily clad babes...oh, and some bikes or something.

    So, I bookmark it, hoping to come back later and check it out some more. Tick-tock, tick-tock, where does the time go? Oh, I think I will check that link out again. Click! Place the Jeopardy waiting music here as the page loads and I find a square that states I can't visit that page. Well! Fine then, be that way.

    Our hero valiantly mounts an expeditionary force to the "Search the forums" range, somewhere south of the Carpathians, only to be thwarted by communist forces, gorillas with gas masks and squirt guns loaded with all the fragrances introduced by celebritites, and various threads that are similar but not matching our original thread. Well, ain't this a fine bit of GIANT STEAMING PILES OF POO!

    What I wants to know is, has the 'hot chicks' thread been eaten by the self-appointed PC police who think they are being fiendishly clever by not allowing things they find uninteresting or risque or containing boobies to never see the line of sight of other people who may not give a @$%& because they are irreverent bastiges and tend towards the iconoclastic OR has the search feature suddenly developed a fever, perhaps one that creates a blind spot in the retina for anything containing tropical fruits, movies where Halle Berry dresses like a cat, or threads with the word 'CHICKS' in it?

    I just want to know. I thought it was cool, now I can't find it. It breaks the heart. See poor little Timmy here? He's only 9 years old. Sure he doesn't have shoes and he has never been to school, but he could at least count on the BF threads he was looking for to be there. He knew he could find that picture of the girl from Queen's "Fat Bottom Girls" somewhere on the thread. Now, what does he have? Endless threads about Flandis and his ability to win the race to the summit of L'Alp d'Court, and "What type of vegetable looks best in your shorts?" threads. Heart wrenching stuff. Won't you send in your dollars to end this tragedy now?
    What you got against Ayn Rand?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McCthulhu View Post
    pull up to the URL known as bikeforums.com for the first time with a smirk and cheeky swagger brought on by eleven Guinness the night before. I check it out a bit, happen on the Spy link on the top-bar menu and find a cool thread called "Hottest Chick On A Bike." Wow! There's some pics of scantily clad babes...oh, and some bikes or something.

    So, I bookmark it, hoping to come back later and check it out some more. Tick-tock, tick-tock, where does the time go? Oh, I think I will check that link out again. Click! Place the Jeopardy waiting music here as the page loads and I find a square that states I can't visit that page. Well! Fine then, be that way.
    As Stacey says, all it takes it one puritanical prude to complain and it's rule-of-the-minority and the thread gets pulled. The American Taliban has done a great job through media and other brainwashing techniques to train the US public that somehow natural human bodies are bad and unpure while gratuitous violence and genocide are perfectly OK.

    Check out my Chics on Bikes forum for photos of babes and bikes that have been posted here and elsewhere. Feel free to contribute your own and keep this collection growing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragracer View Post
    You mean you don't wear panties that are in a wad?

    I want to see the boobies.
    i only got moobs, but ask nice and I'll show em too you. Just not on a SW flight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Now with 65% less sanity! McCthulhu's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    What you got against Ayn Rand?
    Her overuse of the word 'bromide' started to piss me off.

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