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    I wanna go FAST! Formula Ugh's Avatar
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    Michael Vick has nothing on this guy!

    Hot off the press in Raleigh, NC:

    http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/1798817/

    If you ain't first, you're last!

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    We have one of "them" every once in a while too. Best (worst) one was when a small man took a fancy to a duck several years ago. Um, duck was eventually put to sleep ...

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    Why couldn't this be one of those "pit bull attack" stories?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I hope she was at least a really cute pit bull.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    You assume it was a female.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    This is a pretty great example of the old saying about journalism: "Dog Bites Man" isn't news; "Man Bites Dog" is news.

    But, WOW, how freakin' embarassing is that? How do you suppose he explains it to his family and friends?

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    Well at least the guy was the guy in the relationship.

    Unlike this case:
    Man Killed By Horse
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    wow! beastiality isnt a crime in washington state? lol thats amazing. technically, oral sex is illegal in NC!

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    Make Love, not War.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunsurfandsand View Post

    But, WOW, how freakin' embarassing is that? How do you suppose he explains it to his family and friends?
    i think once you get to this point, the least of your concerns is how to explain it to your family and friends. you just gotta serve your sentence, pack up your things, and move far far away and never come back.

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    Center of the Universe ngateguy's Avatar
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    And they called it puppy love
    Oh i guess they'll never know
    how a young heart really feels
    and just why i love her so
    and they called it puppy love
    just because we're in our teens
    tell them all
    please tell them it isn't fair
    to take away my only dream
    i cry each night
    my tears for you
    my tears are all in vain
    i hope and i pray
    that maybe someday
    you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
    once again
    someone help me
    help me
    help me please
    is the answer up above?
    how can i
    oh how can i tell them
    this is not a puppy love
    someone help me
    help me
    help me please
    is the answer up above?
    how can i
    oh how can i tell them
    this is not a puppy love
    (this is not a puppy love)
    (this is not a puppy love)
    not a puppy love
    (this is not a puppy love
    Matthew 6

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    My favorite quote:

    "Two dogs are being held at the Moore County Animal Sheler until a judge decides whether they should be returned to their owners."

    What is the other choice? Return them to the molester/lover?

    ... Brad

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    Is it really that backwards down there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by michiganboy View Post
    Is it really that backwards down there?
    Apparently he was sort of, um, forward.

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