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Old 09-11-07, 10:13 AM   #1
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Michael Vick has nothing on this guy!

Hot off the press in Raleigh, NC:

http://www.wral.com/news/news_briefs/story/1798817/

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Old 09-11-07, 10:16 AM   #2
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We have one of "them" every once in a while too. Best (worst) one was when a small man took a fancy to a duck several years ago. Um, duck was eventually put to sleep ...
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Old 09-11-07, 10:18 AM   #3
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Why couldn't this be one of those "pit bull attack" stories?
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Old 09-11-07, 10:30 AM   #4
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I hope she was at least a really cute pit bull.
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Old 09-11-07, 10:31 AM   #5
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You assume it was a female.
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Old 09-11-07, 10:32 AM   #6
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This is a pretty great example of the old saying about journalism: "Dog Bites Man" isn't news; "Man Bites Dog" is news.

But, WOW, how freakin' embarassing is that? How do you suppose he explains it to his family and friends?
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Old 09-11-07, 10:40 AM   #7
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Well at least the guy was the guy in the relationship.

Unlike this case:
Man Killed By Horse
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wow! beastiality isnt a crime in washington state? lol thats amazing. technically, oral sex is illegal in NC!
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Old 09-11-07, 10:54 AM   #9
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Make Love, not War.
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Old 09-11-07, 10:58 AM   #10
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But, WOW, how freakin' embarassing is that? How do you suppose he explains it to his family and friends?
i think once you get to this point, the least of your concerns is how to explain it to your family and friends. you just gotta serve your sentence, pack up your things, and move far far away and never come back.
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Old 09-11-07, 11:10 AM   #11
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And they called it puppy love
Oh i guess they'll never know
how a young heart really feels
and just why i love her so
and they called it puppy love
just because we're in our teens
tell them all
please tell them it isn't fair
to take away my only dream
i cry each night
my tears for you
my tears are all in vain
i hope and i pray
that maybe someday
you'll be back (you'll be back) in my arms(in my arms)
once again
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love
someone help me
help me
help me please
is the answer up above?
how can i
oh how can i tell them
this is not a puppy love
(this is not a puppy love)
(this is not a puppy love)
not a puppy love
(this is not a puppy love
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Old 09-11-07, 11:19 AM   #12
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My favorite quote:

"Two dogs are being held at the Moore County Animal Sheler until a judge decides whether they should be returned to their owners."

What is the other choice? Return them to the molester/lover?

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Old 09-11-07, 11:19 AM   #13
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Is it really that backwards down there?
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Old 09-11-07, 11:28 AM   #14
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Is it really that backwards down there?
Apparently he was sort of, um, forward.
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