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Old 09-11-07, 11:35 AM   #1
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Cabana boy gloing up for auction! read all about it! place your bets!

the time has come to part...



cabana boy for sale!

make me an offer! ( no money accepted)

he will sing to you and bring over dinner!


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Old 09-11-07, 11:39 AM   #2
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morrissey is your cabana boy?
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Old 09-11-07, 11:49 AM   #3
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morrissey is your cabana boy?
Guitars, guns and dead animals? I'm thinking its Ted Nugent.
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Crap you have to pay me to dispose of it, just like at a garbage dump with hazardous waste.
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Use em then lose em. That is so hawt. I guess Cypress just couldn't fill the job slot.
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Old 09-11-07, 12:04 PM   #7
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What's a cabana boy doing armed?
That don't seem right.
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Old 09-11-07, 12:23 PM   #8
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give him to KP in exchange for the secret of the Grape Nuts diet.
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Old 09-11-07, 12:41 PM   #9
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2 bits.
cypress baby... we had good times but....
the house is a mess, and one of the other things is the liquor cabinet is looking pretty empty..

something you wanna tell me? oh and leave that purple thong with me.

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cypress baby... we had good times but....
the house is a mess, and one of the other things is the liquor cabinet is looking pretty empty..

something you wanna tell me? oh and leave that purple thong with me.

Hahahaha, nice tan. Looks like the other guy is checking your out!
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Old 09-11-07, 12:51 PM   #11
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Hahahaha, nice tan. Looks like the other guy is checking your out!
I think we might have someone who wants to place a bet on the thong
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Old 09-11-07, 12:51 PM   #12
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Hahahaha, nice tan. Looks like the other guy is checking your out!
Even better is the wrist tan line in the first picture.
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He looks kinda scrawny...you really should feed your slaves, BDG.
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He looks kinda scrawny...you really should feed your slaves, BDG.
+1 No meat or muscle. Kinda like a starving kid from Africa (only less tanned).
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but without their sense of style. brown leather with a black thong!!!! gauche!
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Hey BDG - I think that cabana boy needs to come on further down the east coast where it's much warmer. That way, he would look a lot better walking around in that purple thong. Besides, I've never had a cabana boy - I'd like to have one to say I've had the experience of being waited on hand & foot by a thong wearing cabana boy.

I'll bottle up some of this really warm weather we're having down here so that you can get in more ride time up there where it's cold & rainy, a couple of jars of that good ole Carolina 'shine (the drinking kind to replace what the cabana boy drank), and a can or two of the famous southern delicacy Spam and send them to you for the pleasure of having a cabana boy.

Maybe he could be MY domestique for my Fall mountain ride since I'm supposed to be BikeWNC's.
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Old 09-11-07, 01:15 PM   #17
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Cabana boy been living it up.



Could be a while before he's mobile again.
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This whole cabana boy thing is so old....

The cabana girl thing... now that was a stroke of pure genius.
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Old 09-11-07, 01:21 PM   #19
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Hey BDG - I think that cabana boy needs to come on further down the east coast where it's much warmer. That way, he would look a lot better walking around in that purple thong. Besides, I've never had a cabana boy - I'd like to have one to say I've had the experience of being waited on hand & foot by a thong wearing cabana boy.

I'll bottle up some of this really warm weather we're having down here so that you can get in more ride time up there where it's cold & rainy, a couple of jars of that good ole Carolina 'shine (the drinking kind to replace what the cabana boy drank), and a can or two of the famous southern delicacy Spam and send them to you for the pleasure of having a cabana boy.

Maybe he could be MY domestique for my Fall mountain ride since I'm supposed to be BikeWNC's.
mmmmmm....... not a bad offer at all....

can we replace the spam for chocolate?

you're going to have your hands full with him, and be careful of that thong, he uses it as a sling shot to kill the birds sometimes

let me think of your offer...
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Could be a while before he's mobile again.
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mmmmmm....... not a bad offer at all....

can we replace the spam for chocolate?

you're going to have your hands full with him, and be careful of that thong, he uses it as a sling shot to kill the birds sometimes

let me think of your offer...
yes, i can, would you like dark chocolate?? would a couple of pounds be sufficient?
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The thong is purple, btw.
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The thong is purple, btw.
oh then not gauche, haute couture, my bad.
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wha???????????

not even ryanf has placed a bit on the guad masta????
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BDG - There may be no market for "used goods" here.
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