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    How not to go on a Job Interview...

    It's just a rant ... What's wrong with the young kids now a days..
    I had 2 kids in the early 20's come over for a interview, an they don't even have a polo shirt or slacks on or even clean shaven .. with out a pen an resume??? I had to go send them home an tell them to come back with a resume an dress correctly before i even see them.. Only reason i told them to come back, because its my security guard son..
    What's up with the Younger Gen???

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Kids who come into the family store and ask for an application get handed a clipboard with a blank piece of paper on it.

    The things they put on there (and leave off) are priceless.

    "Young man, you forgot to put your name on the application."

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    Depends on the job really. I mean I'll be showered and clean, but like going into a Pizza shop for an interview, dressing up was a little silly... and what the hell is a computer oriented resume going to do me?

    On the other hand, a job environment that I need to come in my own dress as opposed to a uniform... yeah that definitely demands nicer dress.

    Now if you're paying a nice bit above minimum wage, regardless of the nature of the job, I can understand...



    You know, but walking in wearing like $50+ worth of clothes to a job I wont make $50 a day at... kind of ironic. And frankly for low pay, the job needs to be more laid back than that anyway.
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    haha!

    reminds me of a friend of mine who used to fold up job applications in his pocket and then turn them in all crinkled up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henria86 View Post
    It's just a rant ... What's wrong with the young kids now a days..
    I had 2 kids in the early 20's come over for a interview, an they don't even have a polo shirt or slacks on or even clean shaven ..

    Hmmm. This is how I dress every day...glad I'm a tech-head...it's expected...

    But your point is well-taken.

    You only have one chance to make a good first impression.
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    Always suit it to a job interview. Always bring a pad and pen, and a few copies of your resume. I thought these were well known, until I started watching my friends go on interviews.
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Quote Originally Posted by squegeeboo View Post
    Always suit it to a job interview. Always bring a pad and pen, and a few copies of your resume. I thought these were well known, until I started watching my friends go on interviews.
    i think it's good. more jobs for me when these guys tank on the interview. all i have to do is put on a clean shirt and i'm in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henria86 View Post
    It's just a rant ... What's wrong with the young kids now a days..
    I had 2 kids in the early 20's come over for a interview, an they don't even have a polo shirt or slacks on or even clean shaven .. with out a pen an resume??? I had to go send them home an tell them to come back with a resume an dress correctly before i even see them.. Only reason i told them to come back, because its my security guard son..
    What's up with the Younger Gen???
    Yeah, but was their grammar as bad as yours?

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    Here in Saudi Alberta you could show up naked stinking of booze and you would still get the job. Seriously, most of the ads on the radio are companies looking for employees… I can remember a time when those were used to sell products.

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    YUP thats my bad chinglish!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by henria86 View Post
    YUP thats my bad chinglish!!
    did you post that while you were working?

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    that's because employers are so freaked out and hiring anyone they think is too OLD...so 20 somethings feel it's in the bag if they show up in shorts and flipflops...
    You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henria86 View Post
    It's just a rant ... What's wrong with the young kids now a days..
    What's up with the Younger Gen???
    Dude, aren't you part of the younger generation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by StrangeWill View Post
    Depends on the job really. I mean I'll be showered and clean, but like going into a Pizza shop for an interview, dressing up was a little silly... and what the hell is a computer oriented resume going to do me?

    On the other hand, a job environment that I need to come in my own dress as opposed to a uniform... yeah that definitely demands nicer dress.

    Now if you're paying a nice bit above minimum wage, regardless of the nature of the job, I can understand...



    You know, but walking in wearing like $50+ worth of clothes to a job I wont make $50 a day at... kind of ironic. And frankly for low pay, the job needs to be more laid back than that anyway.
    I bet your sneakers cost more than $50.

    You probably ought to learn the quickest ways to the closest shelter/welfare office/assistance center, because with an attitude like that, I can't imagine anyone wanting to hire you!
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    Back in my engineering days I interviewed an engineering student for an intern position (i.e. the type of job that can turn into a professional job after graduation). This guy was wearing jeans and tennis shoes. He was perplexed why he didn't get the job. He was a friend of a friend, and I dared to explain to the friend why -- because you do not interview for a professional-type position in jeans.
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    i keep notes on all these things. someday i'm going to put all these things together in a book.


    i had a girl applying for an accounting position write in her experience section; "copulation of the monthly budget"



    when i was interviewing a welder,

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    him: because i beat up my boss?
    me: why?
    him: because he's an a*$-hole!

    i didn't know whether to hire him for his honesty or run him out for not having the sense to know when to be tactful with his honesty.

    here's another one;

    me: why are you looking to make a career change?
    him: because i work too many hours. i work 16 hours a day now. i need to be home more because my wife is having an affair.
    Compatibility:

    Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

    Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by henria86 View Post
    It's just a rant ... What's wrong with the young kids now a days..
    I had 2 kids in the early 20's come over for a interview, an they don't even have a polo shirt or slacks on or even clean shaven .. with out a pen an resume??? I had to go send them home an tell them to come back with a resume an dress correctly before i even see them.. Only reason i told them to come back, because its my security guard son..
    What's up with the Younger Gen???
    I've seen this at interviews for professional positions. Life is less formal than it used to be. However, some people confuse not acting like a stiff with not being prepared. The good news is that it takes practically nothing to set yourself from the crowd nowadays.

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    Fire spewing 3S-GTE, FTW!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by squegeeboo View Post
    Always suit it to a job interview. Always bring a pad and pen, and a few copies of your resume. I thought these were well known, until I started watching my friends go on interviews.
    Always dress for the job you are applying for. Over dressing can be as bad as under dressing. Make sure that your are wearing clean clothes and that you are clean. Bring your resume and pens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyossarian View Post
    Dude, aren't you part of the younger generation?
    Lol... younger gen??? me 33.. i have guys that are way older then me in there 50's working with me, and an kids that i hired earlier in the years, always came to interviews very clean cut an always had a copy of the resume, along with a pen to fill out the applications, an ready for the drug test.. instead of NOTHING READY AT ALL !Plus asking when they can take there Vacations & Promotions... when there not even hired.....asking to postone the drug test an come back for it later....
    what the hell... is the younger kids thinking of???

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    I have no idea how I would respond to being asked to do a drug test.

    I don't know whether that is just because I haven't ever done anything but alcohol. Never even tried smoking - the second hand smoke is bad enough.

    It.... I don't know whether I would want to work for a company that has to do that.

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    I would love to work for a company that does drug tests.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atomship47 View Post
    me: why are you looking to make a career change?
    him: because i work too many hours. i work 16 hours a day now. i need to be home more because my wife is having an affair.
    Were you able to keep a straight face?
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    Quote Originally Posted by atomship47 View Post
    i had a girl applying for an accounting position write in her experience section; "copulation of the monthly budget"
    I don't suppose she provided a sample of her work...?

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