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    Favorite Movie Lines...

    What are your favorite lines from movies? Three of mine:

    "I came here to do two things. Kick *** and chew bubble gum, and I'm allllll outta bubble gum."
    - Roddy Piper in They Live

    "Stupid! You humans are all so stupid!"
    - Scientist in Plan 9 From Outer Space

    "(Shouted) I have read this book! (whispered) Did not understand one word."
    - Indian Chief in The Frisco Kid
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    Ghost Busters

    Egon: Where do these stairs go?
    Venkman: Up, Egon. They go up.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch!
    -Ash
    Evil Dead 2

    And basically 2/3's of the lines in Army Of Darkness
    "Give me some sugar baby"
    "Hey whats that on your face"
    "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun"
    etc, etc, etc
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

    Take a guess where that's from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by permanentjaun View Post
    I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

    Take a guess where that's from.
    “only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don’t much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down”
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    What we have here is a failure to communicate....
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Louis... I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by permanentjaun View Post
    I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

    Take a guess where that's from.
    Ah yes... "This is my c*** and this is my gun..."
    Full Metal Jacket, one of my favorites.
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    "Say what you will abou the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
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    There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

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    "We're on a mission from God"
    -Blues Brothers (like you didn't know)

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    "Woah" - Keanu Reeves, The Matrix
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Briiiiiiiiing me a shrubbery!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Briiiiiiiiing me a shrubbery!
    Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
    Knight 2: NI.
    Other Knights: Shh...
    Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

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    Q:What is best in life?
    A:To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Cool Hand Luke: What we have here is a failure to communicate. - The Warden

    Three Amigos: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? - El Jefe

    Iceman: No weezing the ju-uice! - Raji

    Time Bandits:And you're a robber too. How long have you been a robber? -Robin Hood
    Four foot one. - Wally
    Good lord! Jolly good. Four foot one? Well that-that-that is-is- a long time, isn't it? - Robin Hood
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Forbidden Zone:
    The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Cool Hand Luke: What we have here is a failure to communicate. - The Warden
    Too late. See #6.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    'I got shot. I got shot in the f'ing face!!!'
    Steve Buscemi in Fargo. lol, best line ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Too late. See #6.
    you did not quote movie and character so I win. You couild have been quoting my pretty pony for all I know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingMILF View Post
    'I got shot. I got shot in the f'ing face!!!'
    Steve Buscemi in Fargo. lol, best line ever!
    He had another one in the same flick. "Shep, what the Hell are you doing, I'm banging that girl!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    you did not quote movie and character so I win. You couild have been quoting my pretty pony for all I know.
    You aren't really all that quotable.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Pony #1 - I want to play in the bushy meadows.
    Pony #2 - I can't wait to feel the grass on my belly.
    Pony #1 - No, I can't wait to play in your bushy meadows.
    Pony #2 - They're everyones bushy meadows, not just mine.
    Pony #1 - What we have here is failure to communicate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by permanentjaun View Post
    Pony #1 - I want to play in the bushy meadows.
    Pony #2 - I can't wait to feel the grass on my belly.
    Pony #1 - No, I can't wait to play in your bushy meadows.
    Pony #2 - They're everyones bushy meadows, not just mine.
    Pony #1 - What we have here is failure to communicate.
    That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. Laughed out loud as my boss was walking into my office!!!! thanks for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    "But you have heard of me." Captain Jack Sparrow

    Annina: "Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault?"
    Rick: "Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.” (Casablanca...best movie ever made!)

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