Walking down the really long hallway at work today, I saw this lady up ahead. She looks back for what I thought was no reason (no noise, no fork truck beep beep .. nothing).
Got me thinking (you know, one of those completely random streams of consciousness): "I wonder if she farted and was hoping there was no one close behind her."
Which got me thinking: "Why don't more people fart in public?"
Yeah, I get the rude part. I get the "it's courteous not to do so." I get all the "good manners" angles. But really, why don't you fart in a crowd .. in public? Or do you?
I dunno why I don't do it. There is a funny story of my neighbor walking up to my car when I was driving out one day .. and I had just let an especially pungent one go; Broccoli does that to me. I was praying he wouldn't want to chat. But he did. I swear I saw him wrinkle his nose ever so slightly.