Advertise on Bikeforums.net



User Tag List

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 27
  1. #1
    -
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    149
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Flying with hemp?

    Will drug sniffing dogs descend on my hemp shoulder bag if I go through U.S. customs?

    Bag perfectly fits my English-Krinkistani dictionary, or I'd leave it at home.

    Anybody fly with hemp?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

  2. #2
    Banned. timmyquest's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    Woodstock
    Posts
    5,761
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Hemp isn't illegal.

  3. #3
    -
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    149
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Do the dogs know that?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

  4. #4
    Affable Aberrant G-Whacker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    GDTRFB
    Posts
    210
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Why are you so worried about the dogs keying in on your bag? What's in that bag? I'm calling a friend of mine who happens to be a customs dog and telling him to watch for you and your bag (even a dog won't fall for your pathetic dictionary trick!)
    Troublemaker!
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Won't you pour me a cuban breeze, Gretchen?

  5. #5
    phony collective progress x136's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    San Hoosey
    My Bikes
    http://velospace.org/user/36663
    Posts
    2,958
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I bet he keeps a huge baggie of pot in that bag, and doesn't want to arouse the ire of the dogs. The dogs never share.

  6. #6
    -
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    149
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    You mistake me sir. I have nothing to hide. The bag in question is a diplomatic pouch and contains nothing but the dictionary, copies of US-Krinkistan treaties, and three kilos of fine poppy byproduct samples from my country.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

  7. #7
    Endorphin Junkie Bionic Pammy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    "The Best Place to Live 2007 "- Money Magazine
    My Bikes
    '07 Trek 7.9, 1998 Cannondale Silk Road 1000, 1995 Softride Sully MTB, 1971 Schwinn Breeze
    Posts
    83
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    You mistake me sir. I have nothing to hide. The bag in question is a diplomatic pouch and contains nothing but the dictionary, copies of US-Krinkistan treaties, and three kilos of fine poppy byproduct samples from my country.
    Doesn't that give you diplomatic immunity?
    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

  8. #8
    -
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    149
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Bionic Pammy View Post
    Doesn't that give you diplomatic immunity?
    As it says in your Mother Goose rhymes, immunity is not impunity.

    I'm not quite sure what that means, however.

    Maybe I'll just take my other bag, stitched from the finest coca leaves.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

  9. #9
    Affable Aberrant G-Whacker's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    GDTRFB
    Posts
    210
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    You mistake me sir. I have nothing to hide. The bag in question is a diplomatic pouch and contains nothing but the dictionary, copies of US-Krinkistan treaties, and three kilos of fine poppy byproduct samples from my country.
    Well why didn't you say so, dogs can tell the difference between common drugs and an endowment of peace from an ally. You'll be fine, but be sure to burn some of to byproduct in the airplane lavatory to ensure freshness, the flight crew will be most appreciative.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Won't you pour me a cuban breeze, Gretchen?

  10. #10
    Endorphin Junkie Bionic Pammy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    "The Best Place to Live 2007 "- Money Magazine
    My Bikes
    '07 Trek 7.9, 1998 Cannondale Silk Road 1000, 1995 Softride Sully MTB, 1971 Schwinn Breeze
    Posts
    83
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    As it says in your Mother Goose rhymes, immunity is not impunity.

    I'm not quite sure what that means, however.

    Maybe I'll just take my other bag, stitched from the finest coca leaves.
    Put one bag inside the other, saturate with alcohol, roll in Alpo and beef jerky, and just walk through customs. The dogs won't pay you no mind.
    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup View Post
    By the way, the original translation of that tidbit of feel-good propaganda was "If you love something, kill it and bury the corpse in the woods. If it comes back, congratulations, you found an Indian burial ground and you're pretty much ****ed."

  11. #11
    Tail End Charlie Ritehsedad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Maine, The Way Life Should Be
    My Bikes
    Fuji Nevada MTB, Giant OCR1
    Posts
    545
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Bionic Pammy View Post
    Doesn't that give you diplomatic immunity?
    That requires a shot.
    Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

  12. #12
    is as Gurgus does. Gurgus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Otisburg
    My Bikes
    A whole bunch o' bikes.
    Posts
    910
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    One time when my buddy flew back from Vancouver to Toronto, he brought back a bunch of B.C Bud by stuffing baggies in the seat post of his Kona Stinky-Dee, which rode in the belly of the plane. Baggies in the seat post, seat post in the seat tube, made it through with no problems at all. B.C Bud is very nice bud, stinky as all hell, as well. Should mention that this was just after 9-11 as well. Probably doesn't matter as it was a domestic flight in Canada.

    The dogs did sniff his hemp shoulder bag, or "man-purse" as we liked to call it. No problems there either.

  13. #13
    Senior Member randya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    in bed with your mom
    My Bikes
    who cares?
    Posts
    13,696
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    paraglider or ultralite with hemp fabric wings

  14. #14
    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    DC
    Posts
    1,852
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Gurgus View Post
    One time when my buddy flew back from Vancouver to Toronto, he brought back a bunch of B.C Bud by stuffing baggies in the seat post of his Kona Stinky-Dee, which rode in the belly of the plane. Baggies in the seat post, seat post in the seat tube, made it through with no problems at all. B.C Bud is very nice bud, stinky as all hell, as well. Should mention that this was just after 9-11 as well. Probably doesn't matter as it was a domestic flight in Canada.

    The dogs did sniff his hemp shoulder bag, or "man-purse" as we liked to call it. No problems there either.
    A seat tube probably isn't the most airtight place to stash it. I trained dog wouldn't have much trouble finding that.
    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

  15. #15
    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Eastside Seattlite Termite Mound
    My Bikes
    Trek 520, Trek Navigator 300, Peugeot Versailles PE10DE
    Posts
    3,928
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Turn them into clothing and wear it like Woody Harrelson did.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

  16. #16
    -
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    149
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest View Post
    A seat tube probably isn't the most airtight place to stash it. I trained dog wouldn't have much trouble finding that.
    Interesting choice of words, pot hound.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

  17. #17
    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Rochester, NY
    My Bikes
    Trek 1200C, Specialized Rockhopper, Giant Yukon FX, Giant Acapulco
    Posts
    1,182
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    You should be fine.

    I'm still trying to figure this one out ---- like soybeans - soy products are all over, not to mention eating them.

    And, I guess, hemp is the same way .... you can wear it, etc --- and you can eat it. <scratches head>







    <still scratching head>

  18. #18
    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Just NW of Richardson Bike Mart
    My Bikes
    '05 Trek 1200 / '90 Trek 8000 / '? Falcon Europa
    Posts
    6,082
    Mentioned
    11 Post(s)
    Tagged
    3 Thread(s)
    Just say no, krinkie dear!

    this is your brain on drugs


    this is your brain over easy, with biscuits and gravy, patty sausage and a twist.
    Are you a registered member? Why not? Click here to register. It's free and only takes 27 seconds! Help out the forums, abide by our community guidelines.
    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

  19. #19
    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Rochester, NY
    My Bikes
    Trek 1200C, Specialized Rockhopper, Giant Yukon FX, Giant Acapulco
    Posts
    1,182
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Crying foul here --- that looks awfully like a plate of haggis.


  20. #20
    -
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    149
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    My brain does feel like a plate of haggis this morning.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

  21. #21
    Air
    Air is offline
    Destroyer of Wheels Air's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Creating some FA-Qs
    My Bikes
    Nishiki Sport, Downtube IXNS, 1950's MMB3 Russian Folding Bike, MTB
    Posts
    3,558
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Friend of mine has a uke case that's made out of hemp. I don't know if he's gotten stopped or not.

  22. #22
    . botto's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    40,335
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    Just say no, krinkie dear!

    this is your brain on drugs
    [IMG ]h ttp://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/brainondrugs.jpg[/IMG]

    this is your brain over easy, with biscuits and gravy, patty sausage and a twist.
    now that's just wrong.

    i've never understood the need to ruin perfectly good biscuits with that nasty ass 'gravy'.

  23. #23
    . botto's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Posts
    40,335
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Tude View Post
    Crying foul here --- that looks awfully like a plate of haggis.

    nothing wrong with a good haggis, although the example pictured does not appear to be one.

  24. #24
    J E R S E Y S B E S T Jerseysbest's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    DC
    Posts
    1,852
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    Interesting choice of words, pot hound.
    Haha, man I suck at typing in the morning.
    Quote Originally Posted by SingingSabre View Post
    Cheating: a symptom of the problem.

  25. #25
    is as Gurgus does. Gurgus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Otisburg
    My Bikes
    A whole bunch o' bikes.
    Posts
    910
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jerseysbest View Post
    A seat tube probably isn't the most airtight place to stash it. I trained dog wouldn't have much trouble finding that.
    Yeah, I dunno. I'm just reporting what was. Also, it wasn't his Stinky-Dee, it was the Kona Chute with the shivvers on it. Bad ass bike;Dude's got lotsa bikes.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •