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    Justin scattered73's Avatar
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    Best Presidential candidate??

    http://www.mercerforpresident2008.co...0e1b35b895e1ea

    Reason for Candidacy
    #49 is my favorite so far.

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    WTF is with his URLs? I call shenanigans!

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    My name is Mike, not Cal
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    Quote Originally Posted by StrangeWill View Post
    WTF is with his URLs? I call shenanigans!
    Pfftttt, shenanigans?

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    He uses the word "regulate" way too much.

    The first rule of flats is You don't talk about flats!

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    None of his sentences are remotely coherent.

    I think I know less about him now than I did before (which was nothing).

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    Nemesis of the mountain Cot Du Trent's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by scattered73 View Post
    http://www.mercerforpresident2008.co...0e1b35b895e1ea

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    #49 is my favorite so far.
    Oh man, that's hilarious! #49 is definitely the funniest!

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    BEST-LINK-EVER!

    My faith in the political process (and the protective custody air force) has been restored!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cot Du Trent View Post
    None of his sentences are remotely coherent.

    I think I know less about him now than I did before (which was nothing).
    that never got in the way of 43.

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    I might actually mail him a dollar for donation, scared of the credit card donation, you can setup your credit card donation to be monthly. Reason #3 kinda sounds pretty sweet 3. To prove that you need to pay the American Citizens before I die. The United States of America has been Audited by Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) / United States Army Military Intelligence Academy San Antonio, TX, Washington, DC, Houston, TX by copying every record in U.S. Library of Congress. The U.S. Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, TX Washington, D.C. Houston, Texas my home address found money to balance the United States of America’s budget and have lots of money let over. The United States Congress awarded the excess money to the American Citizens for income of $350,000.00 a year to each citizen for almost 100 years through EyeSpy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence. This will make each citizen In America rich in Business and Commerce National and International.
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    Nemesis of the mountain Cot Du Trent's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by botto View Post
    that never got in the way of 43.
    HEY! Don't misunderestimate the President!!!!

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    This alone makes him my choice:

    "The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography.

    Once, I am elected to the office of President of the United States of America the thing I am going to do for the people is regulate the office of the President of the United States of America right and not wrong."

    Mercer08!!!!!!
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I have been using reason 56 and 57 for years, so this guy might really be on the level.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I guess www.stewart08.com is now my #2.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post


    I guess www.stewart08.com is now my #2.
    Nah, he's far too coherent, reasonable and sensible to be a president.
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    Yet more proof that I'm.. well, pretty much right about everything.

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