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    Carbon Fiber Bones elgalad's Avatar
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    Pluto got shafted

    Don't let it happen to Uranus.

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    That's not funny.
    In fact, if you've spent any amount of time inside state penn, that's not funny! Owww....

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    i like uranus jokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    i like uranus jokes.
    Why? Whats so funny about my anus?
    In the words of Einstein
    "And now I think I'll take a bath"

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    Thou shalt not take my name in vain, sucka!!

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    It's hard enough to feel sympathy for my fellow humans, let alone a chunk of rock at the edge of the solar system.

    Or maybe that should be the other way around.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    If it were not for Pluto, I doubt Disney would have named Pluto , Pluto. I am not amused when Pluto gets shafted. It circles the sun like any other non lunar object in the Solar System and Pluto is so huge any asteroid would be jealous as all hell.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by squegeeboo View Post
    Why? Whats so funny about my anus?
    It does an awesome impersonation of Patrick the Starfish
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    You Know!? For Kids! jsharr's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    It's hard enough to feel sympathy for my fellow humans, let alone a chunk of rock at the edge of the solar system.

    Or maybe that should be the other way around.
    Krink - human? No way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Humanoid. I was simplifying for clarity.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Crawlin' up, flyin' down bikingshearer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by elgalad View Post
    Don't let it happen to Uranus.
    No worries. All the Klingons will protect it.
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    I'm fine. Cromulent's Avatar
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    From Futurama

    FRY: This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.

    LEELA: I don't get it.

    PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

    FRY: Oh. What's it called now?

    PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid View Post
    That's not funny.
    In fact, if you've spent any amount of time inside state penn, that's not funny! Owww....
    It's all about what gang you join. In Michigan, if you're in prison and you join the "Muslims" the "Catholics" will be scared ****less of you, and if they accidentally mess with you will litteraly come and beg on their knees for your forgiveness. I don't think they pray towards the east 6 times a day or whatever, but joining them is the ticket to avoiding being ass raped. Then there's the Nazi's, and they're weird. Plus there's a lot of smaller gangs which have their own rules and procedures.
    Bring back the Sig Test!


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    At least it's getting the news in person. Or planet. Or non-planet, as the case may be.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56641
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