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Old 09-17-07, 01:07 PM   #1
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Shoot me when I die. Please.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articl...US-AUTOPSY.xml

With at least a .45

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Old 09-17-07, 01:13 PM   #2
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umm, if they shot this guy, they would be guillty of murder. But is you say you are dead, I will take you word for it. Head or heart?
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Old 09-17-07, 01:15 PM   #3
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Foot first to make sure I'm deceased, If I start cursing you out in chinese, back off. Otherwise just pump me fulla lead prz. My only request is that you scream "Say ello to my lil friend" before pumping me fulla lead.
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Foot first to make sure I'm deceased, If I start cursing you out in chinese, back off. Otherwise just pump me fulla lead prz. My only request is that you scream "Say ello to my lil friend" before pumping me fulla lead.
What if you curse in Korean? Shoot away?
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If I start singing aladdin in korean, that means don't shoot!
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Stake through the heart, decapitation, and a silver bullet. Just to make sure you don't come back as a vampire, a zombie, or a werewolf. Or some combination of the three.
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Stake through the heart, decapitation, and a silver bullet. Just to make sure you don't come back as a vampire, a zombie, or a werewolf. Or some combination of the three.
That would make a great plot line for Underworld 3: The rise of the Zerepires!
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I'm scared just thinking about zombie Pheard.
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Freeeeeeeeeeeaky!

You would think that doctors would be able to tell the difference between dead and alive??
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I'm scared just thinking about zombie Pheard.
He doesnt kill you, he just rainbows out your favorite bike and sings torch songs while doing it!!!!
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Old 09-17-07, 02:12 PM   #12
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Freeeeeeeeeeeaky!

You would think that doctors would be able to tell the difference between dead and alive??
The folks in Venuzuela haven't figured out how to check vitals yet, they'll catch up with the rest of the world... someday?
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Freeeeeeeeeeeaky!

You would think that doctors would be able to tell the difference between dead and alive??
So one might think, but we really just make our best guess. Most of the time it works out better than this, though.
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Maybe Miracle Max made a quick visit.
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Wow...talk about your day taking a turn for the better!
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