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Old 09-17-07, 04:05 PM   #1
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Shooting Pheard - "dibs" thread.

Pheard has asked us all that we shoot him when he's dead.
Shoot me when I die. Please.

Whether or not we all wish to wait or not is not the question here today. Those of us who wish to comply with this request are to get "dibs" here on where we get to shoot him.

I am first, so I get DIBS on "between the eyes"!!!


Next pick....get your dibs in now.
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I'm afraid to shoot him. His "special sauce" might squirt out.
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I'm afraid to shoot him. His "special sauce" might squirt out.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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I get dibs on shooting the next person who picks on my bro Jonny Boy.









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Now that's loyalty.

I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.
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Old 09-17-07, 04:51 PM   #6
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Now that's loyalty.

I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.
That sounds about par for ya!
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I have a pellet gun and great grandpappy's long barrel. Got any preferences between the two, Jon?
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Now that's loyalty.

I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.
Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that.

As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.
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Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that.

As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.
Hehehehe. That, I can live with.
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Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that.

As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.
WOW! HE DID WHAT NOW?
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The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.
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i'd rather you took dibs on shooting me, but i guess that's derailling the thread.

special sauce? does it squirt? i thought that would ooze... you know, with the chunks and all.

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I'll just tie a handlebar streamer on his finger.
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As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.
But we're shooting him AFTER he's dead... we didn't kill 'im, we found him that way!!!
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The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.
Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win".
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I think she won some lucky dude's heart. Proof enough in my book.
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Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win".
I don't know if he has any official paperwork or trophies or anything, but I can vouch for the winningness.
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The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.
I can definitely vouch for the winning smile.

..and the winning legs..

and the... Nevermind. Joe's a lucky man!!! and his silver tooth cap is p.i.m.p.
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on second thought, i'd like to shoot your avatar and mount its head above my fireplace.

simply magical!
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Jon's a Nancy.
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how bout we strap cranky and pheard together with bomb vest and give cranky the deadman switch? then someone can shoot cranky when he looks dead?
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Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win".
You have it all wrong. I'm talking about my how I smile right after I win something.

Thanks for the vouches, guys!
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on second thought, i'd like to shoot your avatar and mount its head above my fireplace.

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careful, those bastages are meaner than they look at first glance, and they have nuclear capabilites.

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You have it all wrong. I'm talking about my how I smile right after I win something.

Thanks for the vouches, guys!
Well, I'll settle for that now....but if you ever win a contest for the smile, I WANT EVIDENCE.
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Well, I'll settle for that now....but if you ever win a contest for the smile, I WANT EVIDENCE.
Deal.

Here is evidence of the guy's heart I did win, though.

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