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    Shooting Pheard - "dibs" thread.

    Pheard has asked us all that we shoot him when he's dead.
    Shoot me when I die. Please.

    Whether or not we all wish to wait or not is not the question here today. Those of us who wish to comply with this request are to get "dibs" here on where we get to shoot him.

    I am first, so I get DIBS on "between the eyes"!!!


    Next pick....get your dibs in now.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I'm afraid to shoot him. His "special sauce" might squirt out.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krink View Post
    I'm afraid to shoot him. His "special sauce" might squirt out.
    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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    I get dibs on shooting the next person who picks on my bro Jonny Boy.









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    Now that's loyalty.

    I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post


    Now that's loyalty.

    I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.
    That sounds about par for ya!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I have a pellet *** and great grandpappy's long barrel. Got any preferences between the two, Jon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post


    Now that's loyalty.

    I get dibs on my feet if no one calls it.
    Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that.

    As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that.

    As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.
    Hehehehe. That, I can live with.
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    Nobody wants your feet since YOU PAINTED YOUR TOE NAILS, Jon. I still don't know why you did that.

    As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.
    WOW! HE DID WHAT NOW?
    "It is not the critic who counts."

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    The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.

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    i'd rather you took dibs on shooting me, but i guess that's derailling the thread.

    special sauce? does it squirt? i thought that would ooze... you know, with the chunks and all.


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    I'll just tie a handlebar streamer on his finger.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind View Post
    As for the "dibs": I don't wanna shoot him, because he ain't worth going to prison for. I'd rather pelt him with used and broken bike parts, kind of a tribute to all the bikes he screwed up with his awesome "mechanic" skills.
    But we're shooting him AFTER he's dead... we didn't kill 'im, we found him that way!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.
    Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win".
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    I think she won some lucky dude's heart. Proof enough in my book.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win".
    I don't know if he has any official paperwork or trophies or anything, but I can vouch for the winningness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    The only thing I will shoot Jon with is my winning smile.
    I can definitely vouch for the winning smile.

    ..and the winning legs..

    and the... Nevermind. Joe's a lucky man!!! and his silver tooth cap is p.i.m.p.

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    on second thought, i'd like to shoot your avatar and mount its head above my fireplace.

    simply magical!

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    Jon's a Nancy.
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    how bout we strap cranky and pheard together with bomb vest and give cranky the deadman switch? then someone can shoot cranky when he looks dead?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Do you just "claim" it is winning, or did you actually win something with it? I want proof of this so-called "win".
    You have it all wrong. I'm talking about my how I smile right after I win something.

    Thanks for the vouches, guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tappets View Post
    on second thought, i'd like to shoot your avatar and mount its head above my fireplace.

    simply magical!
    careful, those bastages are meaner than they look at first glance, and they have nuclear capabilites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    You have it all wrong. I'm talking about my how I smile right after I win something.

    Thanks for the vouches, guys!
    Well, I'll settle for that now....but if you ever win a contest for the smile, I WANT EVIDENCE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Well, I'll settle for that now....but if you ever win a contest for the smile, I WANT EVIDENCE.
    Deal.

    Here is evidence of the guy's heart I did win, though.


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