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  • Quail Jerkey

    1 4.35%
  • Quail Pie

    2 8.70%
  • Quail Salad

    1 4.35%
  • Quail BBQ

    6 26.09%
  • Ask Dick Cheney

    2 8.70%
  • Give it to my Cabana Boy/Girl as my token of affection

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    What would you do if Jsharr gave you a quail for your birthday?

    Me? BBQ quail.

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    I would chop both of them up, make them into some kind of loaf, then wrap it in foil, and leave the whole mess in the freezer for all eternity.

    Not my freezer, mind you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I'd trade it for a bass.
    "I'm in shape -- round is a shape." Andy Rooney

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    Is that Mutant sea bass


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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Not my freezer, mind you.
    Ok you are scaring me now.





    seriously..

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    What? I don't want my freezer smelling of jsharr-quail-loaf!

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    Where can we get quail?

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ View Post
    Where can we get quail?
    Ask Tricky Dick? oh wait thats for how to shoot your friend in the pretext of getting some quail..

    http://www.manchesterfarms.com/

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    Dude wheres my guads? skinnyone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by bikingshearer View Post
    I'd trade it for a bass.
    Sorry no substitutions..

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    Bake him a pie with an exploding crust.
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    Will they be snackrificed on a roll of sourdough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo View Post
    Bake him a pie with an exploding crust.
    Send me a recipe k. I got a few people I would love to give exploding pies to.

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    Jerky, natch. Why the hell do you think I have a food dehydrator? <curious and stupified Vega look>

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    Are Quail and Partridge the same thing?
    "Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga." - Carl Spackler

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    Jerky, natch. Why the hell do you think I have a food dehydrator? <curious and stupified Vega look>
    Use Le Sun? <skiinnyones 'its elimentary Dr.Vega' look>

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    I'd make a nice quail sammich and take it to work tomorrow to have for lunch.

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    I'd keep the quail, then I'd train it to me a cute and interesting deadly weapon.
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    San Jose has to be the most boring place I've ever been. And I live in Ohio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skinnyone View Post
    Use Le Sun? <skiinnyones 'its elimentary Dr.Vega' look>
    Um. No. Le Sun dries out my skin. I actually have an electric food dehydrator for lesser epidermi. Pffffft!

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    I'd hold out for bass. Definitely.

    Quail and jerky are fine foods, mind you. They're just not as special.

    :-)

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    I would go for BBQ or some variation thereof. It would take a whole covey of quail to make enought jerky to pique my interest. Cows are big and easily make good jerky, quails are small. Small foods are good for "on a stick" cooking. I may just go for quail on a stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpljohnst View Post
    Are Quail and Partridge the same thing?
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    Just when I thought I could forget about that guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by TechKnowGN
    San Jose has to be the most boring place I've ever been. And I live in Ohio.

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