So I'm looking at the tracking page for some bike parts I ordered, and I notice this note at the bottom of the page:
The color brown?! They trademarked a color? Successfully? Ugh.UPS, UPS brandmark, and the Color Brown are trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
I think tomorrow, in honor of Talk Like A Pirate Day, we should have a good, old-fashioned keelhauling. The jackass marketing dweeb that came up with the idea and the schmuck at the USPTO that accepted the application would be a good start.
In the meantime, it's flagrant trademark infringement time!