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    domestique squeakywheel's Avatar
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    my dog is a breathalizer

    I rode my bike home from the bar tonight. 5 or 6 beers. I fed the dog. Still feeling the effects, I breathed in his face. Haaaah. He barked at me. I did it again. He howled like it was a full moon.

    I'm going to breath on him tomorrow after not drinking (God willing). That's my experiment for the week.

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    Senior Member mezza's Avatar
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    You sir are a genius

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Maybe he's just telling you you need to spend more time with the Oral-B

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    Tom (ex)Builder twahl's Avatar
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    Bonus side is that you can take him to the bar with you as a service animal. Just got to get him one of those vests, and you're good to go!
    Tom

    "It hurts so good..."

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    Did your dog stay at a Holiday Inn last night?

    Either that or like Stacy says, major Scopage needed.

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    Blasted Weeds Tude's Avatar
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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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