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    Senior Member Crono's Avatar
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    Alright, who jinxed me?

    My car started making ticking noises even after I filled 'er up with oil, so I dropped it off at the stealership to diagnose.

    Got shuttled home. The motorcycle's been sitting a few days, so I went to start it.

    Nothing.

    I even tried push starting it up and down the street a few times. Still nothing. Fine, I'll use one of 2 bicycles.

    Down the street I notice my seat feels funny. I cracked a rail on the saddle. **** the ****?

    I go back home and swap bikes.

    Whoops, no air in tires. Pumped em up, good to go.

    90% of the way to work I noticed my headset was loose.

    WHAT THE HELL MAN!!

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Ha!! It took you long enough to notice.

    Yes, it was me. I jinxed you.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    It was the oil... it was cursed.
    "Engineering! It's like math, but louder."

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    Giving you the business. Cypress's Avatar
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    We can say **** but can't say *******?
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    Dear Cypress,

    You have received an infraction at Bike Forums.

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    phony collective progress x136's Avatar
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    One is a rude part of the anatomy, one is saying the word "what" with a thick accent of some sort.

    Racist.

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    smorenivore colorider's Avatar
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    Probably the same bast#@& that broke my lawnmower this weekend.
    One does not simply ride their bike into Mordor! - electrik

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    Ladies, I'm collecting... NeCrO632's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post
    We can say **** but can't say *******?
    you can't say vahjayjay on bf?
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    Slow as a tortoise giving birth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Probably the same bast#@& that broke my lawnmower this weekend.
    If someone were to break my lawnmower I would consider him a saint.

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