My car started making ticking noises even after I filled 'er up with oil, so I dropped it off at the stealership to diagnose.
Got shuttled home. The motorcycle's been sitting a few days, so I went to start it.
I even tried push starting it up and down the street a few times. Still nothing. Fine, I'll use one of 2 bicycles.
Down the street I notice my seat feels funny. I cracked a rail on the saddle. **** the ****?
I go back home and swap bikes.
Whoops, no air in tires. Pumped em up, good to go.
90% of the way to work I noticed my headset was loose.
WHAT THE HELL MAN!!