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    X136 farted....

    Did you hear it? It wasn't loud, but I heard it. Eeeeeeeew.....that smells awful.

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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    um, that was me and I need pants changed now,













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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    lol!
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    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    The proper technical term would be, shart. X sharted.

    Damn it stink over herrr.

    Told you not to eat those garlic beans that sat out for a week X!

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    Well I KNOW it WASN'T me, afterall women don't do that you know. I think it was the little person in the corner ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    If there's going to be a thread every time I fart, y'all better be makin' me a subforum...
    We did....but its limited access, so you aren't allowed in.
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    Let's make a flatulence sub forum. I pass death bombs quite frequently aswell.

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    I wake up in the middle of the night just to fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    I wake up in the middle of the night just to fart.
    My life revolves around the next set of fartations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pheard View Post
    Let's make a flatulence sub forum. I pass death bombs quite frequently aswell.
    Yes, but your breath isn't what's at question here. Yes, I know you were talking about death bombs from your arse.
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    eww, eww, eww!

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    Y'all haven't even thought of the capability of flatulence you get after having the small intestine shortened by 3 feet Pull my finger is a safety lanyard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey View Post
    I wake up in the middle of the night just to fart.
    I hope you leave the covers up for the dutch oven effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Does this have anything to do with eating mint flavored paste?

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    Yes, but I don't do turtles. They are so low brow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timmyquest View Post
    Does this have anything to do with eating mint flavored paste?
    Oh......teacher, Timmy's eating the paste again.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite View Post
    We did....but its limited access, so you aren't allowed in.


    OK, since he's got to be with the General Population here, would one of you please turn the fan on. Please?!


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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    If there's going to be a thread every time I fart, y'all better be makin' me a subforum...

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    Hmmmm fart forum...

    I have a feeling that would be the most active forum here.

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    Seriously. Since this thread started, I think I've farted upwards of 10 times.

    This all corn dog diet is seriously pissin' my intestines off yo.

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    Corn dog diet??!??!?!??!??!


    What the hell are you thinking?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Corn dog diet??!??!?!??!??!


    What the hell are you thinking?
    I'm sorry, but did you just use the word "think" directed a "Pheard"?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadiyah View Post
    Corn dog diet??!??!?!??!??!


    What the hell are you thinking?
    First of all, me?? thinking?? what the hell are YOU thinking?

    I bought enough corndogs for like a month. It's all I eat. It's gross. Bleh.

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    Nope....yeah....ladies don't fart....yeah.....that's right.....ummmm.....



    ....yeah....

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