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    The Amazing Elephant Story



    Sometimes I like these heartwarming stories, but this one is truly interesting






    In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.

    On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.

    He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

    As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

    The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.

    Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

    Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

    Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.

    As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

    The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.

    Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe' s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly .

    Probably wasn't the same elephant.
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    Heh.

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    You just gotta love a happy ending... brings a tear to your eye.
    "Engineering! It's like math, but louder."

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    Reminds me of my very first post in Foo
    The Great Pig Incident

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    He probably broke off a large piece of the splintered wood with his hunting knife - which was left to fester for a long, long time during which the elephant had time to think; ''I'm going to kill that human'' -and one day he finally got his opportunity in a new country under entirely different circumstances.. Still, you gotta wonder if it's a true story though.. -?

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    Quote Originally Posted by red house View Post
    He probably broke off a large piece of the splintered wood with his hunting knife - which was left to fester for a long, long time during which the elephant had time to think; ''I'm going to kill that human'' -and one day he finally got his opportunity in a new country under entirely different circumstances.. Still, you gotta wonder if it's a true story though.. -?
    Wow...you spent that much time for a long answer like that? You must be more bored than I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllenG View Post
    Reminds me of my very first post in Foo
    The Great Pig Incident
    I don't remember that post, but just read it. It's hella funny.
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