My mom says thanks.
In the words of Einstein
"And now I think I'll take a bath"
...a shot of penicillin should clear it right up.
Could you please drop the restraining orders? It's getting hard for me to get around.
Originally Posted by TechKnowGN
You call that lovin'? Pfft.
What about the spurs? I wear those on a regular basis.
to all the girls i've loved before:
thanks for helping me realize that marriage is a bad idea, that i never want kids, that other people's families are just as crazy and ****ed up as mine, and that i'm not co-dependent. thanks for giving me the opportunity to find out what it's like to get tested for STD's (and the thrill of getting a clean bill of health!). thanks for showing me what real heartache is like. thanks for giving me the chance to see first hand how much it hurts to be cheated on, and how disgusting and pathetic a cheater truly is. thanks for the sleepless nights, the empty wallets, the battle scars, and the furniture.
but most of all, thanks for being a part of my personal growth.