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    1. What is your favorite word?

    2. What is your least favorite word?

    3. What turns you on?

    4. What turns you off?

    5. What is your favorite curse word?

    6. What sound or noise do you love?

    7. What sound or noise do you hate?

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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    1. What is your favorite word? daddy

    2. What is your least favorite word? hate

    3. What turns you on? bikes and cars

    4. What turns you off? arrogance

    5. What is your favorite curse word? got kids, try not to curse, so dang it is my most common fall back

    6. What sound or noise do you love? the sound of a v12 at high revs

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? the sound of tires squealing on pavement

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? nursery owner (plants not kids)

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt? high voltage line repairman

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?welcome home son.
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    1. Currently its Copasetic, but it tends to change to other infrequently used words on a regular basis
    2. don't know if I have one
    3. Peanut butter
    4. Chunky peanut butter
    5. ****
    6. 80's music
    7. Easy listening 80's music. Or random beeping.
    8. CEO
    9. Bum
    10. "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun." would be pretty sweet to hear god say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by junkyard View Post
    1. What is your favorite word?

    2. What is your least favorite word?

    3. What turns you on?

    4. What turns you off?

    5. What is your favorite curse word?

    6. What sound or noise do you love?

    7. What sound or noise do you hate?

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

    1. Opossum
    2. Politics
    3. Lots of things. Long hair, red hair. Dancing.
    4. Know it alls.
    5. Damn (most self usage by far)
    6. waves crashing on a beach
    7. traffic - horns honking etc.
    8. teaching
    9. Tight rope walking
    10. Welcome home.
    "Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga." - Carl Spackler

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    1. Fish-on
    2. Disgusting – I hear it almost everyday from my daughter who likes maybe three foods that aren’t junk.
    3. A devilish smile
    4. Self righteousness
    5. Godd#$% it
    6. Thunderstorms
    7. phones
    8. chef
    9. law
    10.Welcome, your family’s over there, you’ve kept them waiting a long time.
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    1. What is your favorite word? Pass- there are too many.

    2. What is your least favorite word? No

    3. What turns you on? Singletrack

    4. What turns you off? Britney or Paris take your pick

    5. What is your favorite curse word? Pass - there are too many

    6. What sound or noise do you love? Turkeys in my backyard

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? The alarm clock

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Teach

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Work for the Govenment

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Mike! Glad to see you. Hope you enjoy it here. Margaritas in the fridge, brauts on the grill and if you need anything else just ask one of the thong girls for some help."
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    Quote Originally Posted by junkyard View Post
    1. What is your favorite word?

    2. What is your least favorite word?

    3. What turns you on?

    4. What turns you off?

    5. What is your favorite curse word?

    6. What sound or noise do you love?

    7. What sound or noise do you hate?

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt?

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    1. Sinuous
    2. No more
    3.tough choice between food and full kit, so Ill pick self confidence.
    4.neediness
    5.fark off
    6.bike wheels humming
    7. liquid being poured in a glass
    8. spy
    9. life coach/counceling
    10.that my brother has been waiting for me
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    Ok, here's my list:

    1. What is your favorite word? Subotica

    2. What is your least favorite word? Delkasko

    3. What turns you on? Long legs on a moderately muscled female body

    4. What turns you off? Bad smells

    5. What is your favorite curse word? Jävlar

    6. What sound or noise do you love? The deep rumble of a distant jet engine at full power

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? Hot liquids being poured

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Aircraft designer

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Trapeze artist

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "Surprised?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CdCf View Post
    Ok, here's my list:
    thought I was the only one about the liquid being poured!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonduathlongrl View Post
    thought I was the only one about the liquid being poured!!
    Just curious. What is it that you don't like about it? Do you associate it with spilled liquids or something else?
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    Very hard to describe. It's definitely the sound itself. Hot liquids especially, since they sound different than cold. Coffee and tea usually. Makes me cringe!

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    1. What is your favorite word? don't really have a favorite.

    2. What is your least favorite word? work

    3. What turns you on? women with brains and aren't afraid to use them.

    4. What turns you off? women without brains and aren't afraid to show it.

    5. What is your favorite curse word? ****

    6. What sound or noise do you love? The Ramones, The Who, ACDC, LedZepplin..etc

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? the phone ringing

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Doctor

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Truck Driver

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "Well done my good and faithful servant"

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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Just curious. What is it that you don't like about it? Do you associate it with spilled liquids or something else?
    I dont know the "glood, glood, glood sound drives me nuts

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    1. What is your favorite word?
    Currently--rathskeller

    2. What is your least favorite word?
    debt

    3. What turns you on?
    women in glasses

    4. What turns you off?
    drunks

    5. What is your favorite curse word?
    I like them all

    6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Pratt & Whitney Radial Engine

    7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    The dog chewing his ass

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Archeologist

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
    Cop or paramedic

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "Stop me if you've heard this one before. A priest, a rabbi, and a politician are on an airplane....."

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    1. What is your favorite word?
    ****
    2. What is your least favorite word?
    stop
    3. What turns you on?
    Being near the woman I love
    4. What turns you off?
    cat farts
    5. What is your favorite curse word?
    pinche
    6. What sound or noise do you love?
    the crackling of a campfire
    7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    babies/small children screaming
    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    gunsmith
    9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
    firefighter
    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Here's the beer.

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    1. What is your favorite word? Puppy.

    2. What is your least favorite word? Accident

    3. What turns you on? Women with shaved heads

    4. What turns you off? Sloppy drunks

    5. What is your favorite curse word? something I'm sure the filter would catch

    6. What sound or noise do you love? my fiancee's breathing as we fall asleep

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? Trunk-thumper stereos in cars that pass me

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I'd like to be a Nat'l Parks Ranger, but not for more than one season. I really like what I do for a living.

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Fire jumper, soldier, police officer, basically anything that involves taking tremendous risks every day. I'm glad they're all there doing their various jobs, but I'm also glad I'm not one of them.

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "What up, G? There's beer in the fridge." ... because I think it would be really funny since a lot of people would expect something more like "Welcome, my son. Rejoice now with the choirs of angels."
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    1. What is your favorite word? ****. Used hourly.

    2. What is your least favorite word? nascar

    3. What turns you on? Female Nudity?

    4. What turns you off? Stupidity.

    5. What is your favorite curse word? It changes. Today, it's "dicknipples"

    6. What sound or noise do you love? A nicely tuned V6 exhaust note.

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? Country "music".

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Law. It's in the works right now.

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Flight attendant.

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? How did you get past security?
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    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    I was just messin' with ya man. You still have a good 30 years. You're free to go back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress View Post

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? How did you get past security?

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    1. What is your favorite word?

    Yes

    2. What is your least favorite word?

    Can't

    3. What turns you on?



    4. What turns you off?



    5. What is your favorite curse word?



    6. What sound or noise do you love?

    Silence from everything but nature.



    7. What sound or noise do you hate?



    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?



    9. What profession would you not like to attempt?



    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?


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    1. What is your favorite word? wicked

    2. What is your least favorite word? poltergeist

    3. What turns you on? polara

    4. What turns you off? lightswitches

    5. What is your favorite curse word? asshat

    6. What sound or noise do you love? crickets

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? New York City

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? chef

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt? "fluffer"

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Cabernet or Grigio?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jynx View Post
    1. What is your favorite word?

    Yes

    2. What is your least favorite word?

    Can't

    3. What turns you on?



    4. What turns you off?



    5. What is your favorite curse word?



    6. What sound or noise do you love?

    Silence from everything but nature.



    7. What sound or noise do you hate?



    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?



    9. What profession would you not like to attempt?



    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jynx View Post
    .....

    3. What turns you on?




    ......
    Where's that "I'd hit that three times" pic when ya need it?

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    1. What is your favorite word? Tough to pick. It changes often, and depends on my mood.

    2. What is your least favorite word? Goodbye.

    5. What is your favorite curse word? "F***" plays a large role in my daily speech, but I haven't gotten over "******bag" yet.

    6. What sound or noise do you love? Peace and quiet. Calmness and serenity.

    7. What sound or noise do you hate? Construction or lawn mowers early in the morning. Also car stereos.

    8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astronaut.

    9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Surgeon.

    10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? This is nice, isn't it? Unfortunately, it's just a hallucination caused by wildly misfiring synapses as you die. Don't worry, though, you lived a good life surrounded by people you care about and who care about you, and that's what's important.

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