Originally Posted by VegaVixen
Hey, baybuh, welcome back, though you look a bit krinkled.
If by "krinkled" you mean "feeling as though Barry Bonds took batting practice on my lower back," then you perfectly described how I felt after I got off the plane.
I should probably clarify for Tourmalet that Krinkistan was not named after the mini-Kalishnikov favored by Osama bin Laden.
A krink is a long cylindrically-shaped tuber that can be used to make hashbrowns or to pleasure another human being, although not in that order.
I believe "tourmalet" is French for krink, n'est-ce pas?