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    KRINK! krink? KRINK!?

    Anyone seen the head of the Krinkistani Bureau of Disinformation?
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    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I heard he took a quick flight to NYC for a modeling job.

    They told him he'd be famous after the Krink line of products comes out ...


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    IS krinkistan under radio silence?

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    I?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    I don't like Krinkovs! They are cheap communist crap and they can't hit ****.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tourmalet View Post
    I don't like Krinkovs! They are cheap communist crap and they can't hit ****.

    Linguistically at least, a fascinating claim. In Krinkistani we would say just the opposite: That **** can't hit crap!
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    welcome back oh most Krinky one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    I believe is over in China right now...."taking care of business" with his paint and toy companies.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Hey, baybuh, welcome back, though you look a bit krinkled.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegaVixen View Post
    Hey, baybuh, welcome back, though you look a bit krinkled.
    If by "krinkled" you mean "feeling as though Barry Bonds took batting practice on my lower back," then you perfectly described how I felt after I got off the plane.

    I should probably clarify for Tourmalet that Krinkistan was not named after the mini-Kalishnikov favored by Osama bin Laden.

    A krink is a long cylindrically-shaped tuber that can be used to make hashbrowns or to pleasure another human being, although not in that order.

    I believe "tourmalet" is French for krink, n'est-ce pas?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    you try to pleasure me with a krink and you will be pulling back a stub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    you try to pleasure me with a krink and you will be pulling back a stub.
    I'm confused, I thought Texans drank from "long necks," not stubbies.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    out of long necks right now, so I will pretty much drink whatever I can beg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by colorider View Post
    Phobias are for irrational fears. Fear of junk ripping badgers is perfectly rational. Those things are nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsharr View Post
    out of long necks right now, so I will pretty much drink whatever I can beg.
    No need to beg. Here, drink from my stubby. Want some hashbrowns with that?

    Why do I feel slightly ill?
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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