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    Help with redesigning BikeForums...

    Well it turns out some of the descriptions for the different forums are getting old and i have been asked to come up with new ones. I'll start.

    Instead of:

    Fifty Plus
    Share the victories, challenges, successes and special concerns of bicyclists 50 and older. Especially useful for those entering or reentering bicycling.
    Fifty Plus
    Colonoscopies, hemorrhoids,erectile dysfunction, prostate issues. Come here to let the rest of the world know how your body falls apart after the age of 50.

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    Living Car Free
    Cause we can't afford anything else

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Living Car Free
    Cause we can't afford anything else
    Or...Because I just got my 5th DUI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Portis View Post
    Or...Because I just got my 5th DUI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
    Living Car Free
    Cause we can't afford anything else
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Foo
    Because we all have a crazy side. Come and let yours come out and play
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    BMX
    Come on, take us seriously! Please!?

    SSFG
    Go ahead. Post your stupid-ass bike. See if we give a ****. By the way, are my pants tight enough?

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    Dare you to come in..seriously..we dare you to.

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    Rmvd vwls 2 sv wght. Crbn fbr pntys.

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    "Real wars of words are harder to win. They require thought, insight, precision, articulation, knowledge, and experience. They require the humility to admit when you are wrong. They recognize that the dialectic is not about making us look at you, but about us all looking together for the truth."

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    Reminds me of this old thread (from my early days here):

    Stereotypes about different Forums.


    This was the post that absolutely cracked me up!

    Quote Originally Posted by cheg View Post
    Here is something to pi$$ everyone off. :

    [ SARCASM]

    Advocacy & Safety: earnest safety nazis
    Alt Bike Culture: Boys from the 'hood
    Bicycle Mechanics: Antisocial gearheads
    BMX: Trash talking taggers from the burbs
    Commuting: Freds
    Classic & Vintage: obsessive number matchers
    Fifty Plus (50+): Geezers on cruisers
    Folding Bikes: Wierdos on clown bikes
    Living Car Free: Granola munching hippies
    Mountain Biking: Pot smoking trail destroyers
    Recumbent: Fat guys with beards
    Road Cycling: weight weenies and Lance wanabes
    Singlespeed & Fixed Gear: tattooed hipsters
    Touring: Ultra Freds
    Triathlon: steroid munching amateurs
    General Cycling Discussion: Lurkers and newbies

    [/SARCASM]

    Don't worry, I fit in at least 5 of these catagories.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Advocacy & Safety
    You're doing it wrong. Idiot.

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    uh oh....what'd we do wrong this time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Rd Cclng
    Rmvd vwls 2 sv wght. Crbn fbr pntys.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    SSFG: A non-violent soccer riot about contrived bikes
    "The term, then, is obviously a relative one: my pedantry is your scholarship, his reasonable accuracy, her irreducible minimum of education and someone else’s ignorance." H. W. Fowler, Modern English Usage

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    BMX
    Come on, take us seriously! Please!?

    SSFG
    Go ahead. Post your stupid-ass bike. See if we give a ****. By the way, are my pants tight enough?
    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Giolander: There can be only one.
    Giodome: Several impostors enter, only the real one leaves?

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    General Cycling:

    A forum full of stickies with very little traffic. If you want to post a thread that gets no replies, post it here.

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    Clydesdales: Land of broken spokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Advocacy & Safety
    You're doing it wrong. Idiot.
    That's probably the Vehicular Cycling subforum.

    Advocacy and Safety is more like:

    Post freaky stories of death and destruction, or just generally whine here.
    "I am never going to flirt with idleness again" - Roy Keane
    "We invite everyone to question the entire culture we take for granted." - Manic Street Preachers.
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    Introductions: ~ The social butterfly, little Mary Sunshines need a place too.

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    Alt Bike: ~ How dare you call them booger welds!

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    I'm in one of my weird moods again, 2 hours of sleep, caffeinated, and slightly ill (physically folks...my mind is not ill, it's just interestingly warped)

    Road Cyling: "I removed my carbon fiber bottle cages because the bolts weighed too much"

    Mountain biking: "Hey, stop bogarting my J"

    Recumbents: "I ride this just to piss you off"

    P&R: "We drank the Kool-aid, and if you don't, you're a commie"

    A&S: "Welcome, now let me nag your eyes out and crap down your retinas"

    Bicycle Mechanics: "penis does not go there"


    Living car-free: "We are like the priesthood, we shall forever remain chaste" (hey, I'm a car-free person for the last 5 years...I'm giving myself crap here too)

    Commuting: "Have you raged your cager today?"

    General Cycling: "post stories about underwear related crotch infections here"

    Touring: "at least we aren't the roadie forum"
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Long Distance Cycling:

    We were slow so we decided to try FAR.

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    Foo
    Drunk? Girlfriend dump ya? Need to know the coefficient of friction? Do you have the urge to post a bunch of vain pictures of yourself? Computer broke? Or just plain need to waste more company time? Come join us at the land of Foo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ModoVincere View Post
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    Dare you to come in..seriously..we dare you to.
    LOL!

    Add in a red and blue smilie spitting at each other and it would be perfect.
    Keep it 'tween the ditches

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