This might help the Yankees.
1 Ask A-Rod stand if he or she(he does wear makeup, it can be confusing) is sitting.
2 Place yourself slightly behind A-Rod.
3 Assure A-Rod that you know the Heimlich maneuver and are going to help.
4 Place your arms around A-Rod's waist.
5 Make a fist with one hand and place your thumb toward A-Rod, just above his or her belly button.
6 Grab your fist with your other hand.
7 Deliver five upward squeeze-thrusts into the abdomen.
8 Make each squeeze-thrust strong enough to dislodge a foreign body.
9 Understand that your thrusts make the diaphragm move air out of A-Rod's lungs, creating a kind of artificial cough.
10 Keep a firm grip on A-Rod, since he or she can lose consciousness and fall to the ground if the Heimlich maneuver is not effective.
11 Repeat the Heimlich maneuver until A-Rod stops choking.
He'll be OK once he puts on a RED SOX uniform.
Do my beloved RED SOX really want him, if he can't produce in October?