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    how do you steal a girl from her b/f (serious)

    so how do u do it? lets say they are long distance, 10 hours apart. do you just go for it? she wants it to work.
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    omg i love this thread already
    not a 2ksuck'r

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    (serious)
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    You realize that any girl you "steal" from another guy can and probably will be "stolen" from you and you walk on by.

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    wouldn't it be much easier to just BORROW her from her boyfriend?
    ten hours is a long distance. he won't ever know.

    he's probably an idiot anyway.

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    I think you need more IRL friends, dude.

    Other than this girl, that is.

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    Word, if she is skeezy enough to **** around on him, you dont want her to be permanent

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRANDUNE View Post
    Word, if she is skeezy enough to **** around on him, you dont want her to be permanent
    ^not really. i'm special. cuz i ride fixed gear.
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    Just go ahead and sell your soul to Satan now. Why beat around another guy's bush?

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    Hooray, more extraforumnal detritus.

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    Kill yourself. If she comes to the funeral and cries, she probably likes you "in that way".

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Hooray, more extraforumnal detritus.
    uh huh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipper View Post
    Kill yourself. If she comes to the funeral and cries, she probably likes you "in that way".
    On the other hand, she'll get some cheering-up sex from the boyfriend after the funeral, so it'll all work out well.

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    if you're trying to bamboozle some dizzy broad off her feet just make sure you don't get your knickers all tied up over fretting and frowning about whatever mac, tom, dick or harry she's been pal'ing around with.
    picking up what i'm putting down?

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    First Step: Declare yourself a ****** bag

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    Are you in college? If you both are, she's a ****ing moron. Long distance dating is stupid. Really stupid. I don't even care if you're the kind of loser (and yes, even if you spend the rest of your life happy, you're probably a loser for this) that met their girl in high school and it just worked. Long distance dating is all kinds of stupid.

    Hang out with her all the time. Get the companionship you want from her and **** girls on the side until she gets bored with the distance and needs dick. Then she'll come to you. Works like a charm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathletics View Post
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    Hang out with her all the time. Get the companionship you want from her and **** girls on the side until she gets bored with the distance and needs dick. Then she'll come to you. Works like a charm.
    finally, good advice. i'm in grad school, btw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PDXJeff View Post
    First Step: Declare yourself a ****** bag
    Agreed. Move on. That territory is claimed. Follow some common male respect. Or even better. Call the dude up. Tell him you want to bang his girl. Things will work out

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    Quote Originally Posted by cnickgo View Post
    Agreed. Move on. That territory is claimed. Follow some common male respect. Or even better. Call the dude up. Tell him you want to bang his girl. Things will work out
    poor advice. -1 rep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by str8flexed View Post
    poor advice. -1 rep.
    Says the guy trying to steal another man's girl. Seriously dude... Your in Charleston. The ratio is 3-1 there. Isn't there another?

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    ha, last thread i neeeded tonigith

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    ya shuld take his slaves too well yer at it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by str8flexed View Post
    so how do u do it? she wants it to work.

    I just love the delusional and contradictory phase of schizophrenia/sociopathy. What's your favourite part?

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    Quote Originally Posted by str8flexed View Post
    finally, good advice. i'm in grad school, btw.
    You're in grad school which means you're not meeting very many women. Might as well go for it. I don't have any specific strategy but alcohol is a good place to start. You'll likely fail, but if you succeed rest assured it will turn into an insane mess.

    Oh, and make sure you have health insurance in case STD testing isn't free at your student health center.

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