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Old 10-13-07, 10:44 PM   #1
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If two people are in an elevator...

and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
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Old 10-13-07, 10:47 PM   #2
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Yeah, the jackass standing on top of the elevator car, farting down through the vents.

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Old 10-13-07, 10:48 PM   #3
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and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
I sure as hell am NOT getting in an elevator with you.
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Old 10-13-07, 10:50 PM   #4
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Wow. You learn something new everyday.
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Old 10-13-07, 10:52 PM   #5
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Not when you already know everything!
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Old 10-13-07, 10:55 PM   #6
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I know nothing. I'm an angel.
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Wait, so angels are dumb? I must've never picked up on that part!
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Old 10-13-07, 11:21 PM   #8
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Angels have the worst farts.
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Wait, so angels are dumb? I must've never picked up on that part!
Angels are innocent.
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Old 10-13-07, 11:23 PM   #10
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If it's jsharr.....it might be lumpier than a fart.
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Old 10-13-07, 11:30 PM   #11
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ew you mean chunky?
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Old 10-13-07, 11:31 PM   #12
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Hmm....looks like I have another reason to add to my list of why I prefer the stairs.
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Yeah, the jackass standing on top of the elevator car, farting down through the vents.

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Unless the elevator has forced airflow!
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Old 10-14-07, 12:22 AM   #15
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+1. Laws of gravity do not apply to the farts.
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