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    pj7
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    If two people are in an elevator...

    and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
    I am a sig Virus. Please put me in your sig so that I can continue to replicate.

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    phony collective progress x136's Avatar
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    Yeah, the jackass standing on top of the elevator car, farting down through the vents.

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    Ladies, I'm collecting... NeCrO632's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by pj7 View Post
    and one of them farts, everyone knows who did it.
    I sure as hell am NOT getting in an elevator with you.
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    Slow as a tortoise giving birth...

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Wow. You learn something new everyday.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Not when you already know everything!

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    I know nothing. I'm an angel.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    phony collective progress x136's Avatar
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    Wait, so angels are dumb? I must've never picked up on that part!

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    Angels have the worst farts.
    They told me to wear more lycra, and I said "no, no, no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Wait, so angels are dumb? I must've never picked up on that part!
    Angels are innocent.
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    If it's jsharr.....it might be lumpier than a fart.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    ew you mean chunky?
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    Hmm....looks like I have another reason to add to my list of why I prefer the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by x136 View Post
    Yeah, the jackass standing on top of the elevator car, farting down through the vents.

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    Farts rise unless they are solid.
    Keep it 'tween the ditches

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    Unless the elevator has forced airflow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUM View Post
    Farts rise unless they are solid.
    +1. Laws of gravity do not apply to the farts.

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