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Old 10-16-07, 04:02 PM   #1
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The michelin man's wife: the one they never told you about.

FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS NOT A KNOCKING thread. Encouragement and positive laughter only.(I did get Siu's permission for this by the way)

Siu gained a bit of weight. Last time I checked she was 150ish. Now is 170s.

I'm trying to get her to be a tad bit more healthy, to which she replies something to the affect of "eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die"(anyone who knwos the bible should know this line). She goes, tomorrow. Or whatever. Start out by eating only whole grain pasta, portion control, more chicken and fish(these things I am now doing cuz I want to be at 165, a racing weight).

Either way, I think she'll be absolutely beautiful, even if she gained another 100 pounds.

Problem is, if she gains anymore weight, she won't be able to squeeze into my car anymore!!! Then how are we gunna go bike shoppin' SOMEONE TELL ME!! WAHHH.

Plus, I bought her one of these doohickies for christmas, for when we go cycling. If she get's any bigger, it simply won't fit.

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She has a big head. Methinks that gigantic shoulder boulder ain't filled with brains either.
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Yes, the backup brains are right there in the chest area.

Now.

Back to the subject at hand.
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I think Siu should be healthy, plain and simple. One of these days we'll go riding together.
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Yes, the backup brains are right there in the chest area.
This explains the headache excuse that some men get.
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Old 10-16-07, 04:52 PM   #6
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Plus, I bought her one of these doohickies for christmas, for when we go cycling. If she get's any bigger, it simply won't fit.

Uh..you bought that for Siu? Um..uh..what were we talking about?
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So, you bought Sui a woman? Is that legal?
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The answer is simple.
Puking! Women have been using this technique for generations. You might have to deal with some Breath issues with her, but at least she'll fit in the car... You'll just have to roll the windows down.
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I've seen pics of Siu. She's a pretty lady, and I find it hard to believe that. That said, Siu, if you start eating healthy, you'll feel better, just all around be happier. It's not really my place to speak about this, though.
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FIRST OF ALL, THIS IS NOT A KNOCKING thread. Encouragement and positive laughter only.(I did get Siu's permission for this by the way)

Siu gained a bit of weight. Last time I checked she was 150ish. Now is 170s.

I'm trying to get her to be a tad bit more healthy, to which she replies something to the affect of "eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die"(anyone who knwos the bible should know this line). She goes, tomorrow. Or whatever. Start out by eating only whole grain pasta, portion control, more chicken and fish(these things I am now doing cuz I want to be at 165, a racing weight).

Either way, I think she'll be absolutely beautiful, even if she gained another 100 pounds.

Problem is, if she gains anymore weight, she won't be able to squeeze into my car anymore!!! Then how are we gunna go bike shoppin' SOMEONE TELL ME!! WAHHH.
Dude..seriously.. Never mention a woman's weight.. Besides..I think she looked fine..from the last pic I saw when another BFer was visiting y'all in the City...

Anyway...unless Siu is having problems riding and is constantly out of breath..and other problems associated with weight problems..don't think she needs to change anything. Get her to go out riding some more to burn off those extra calories that you think she's intaking..at least that way it's a fun thing.. I like food and have always had a problem with portion control (like eat an entire Sara Lee Pound Cake..the 16oz POUND size for breakfast while at work)..but I do other stuff (and no I'm not bulimic) to burn off those excess calories... I get the best of both worlds that way..

And Siu honey..when are you gonna go riding with jon? I wanna come too..
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Uh..you bought that for Siu? Um..uh..what were we talking about?
Well I guess no one ever knew.

Me and Siu have been sleeping together. She sure is an unforgettable ride.



Btw, I named my roadie after her. She signed the frame.
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Siu, don't listen to Jon.

Do what you want. I have a feeling a great majority of the folks around here will be behind you in whichever path you choose. Of course, I'm sure more people would be cheering you on in an "I'm going to start eating healthier!" thread than in a "I'm not eating anything that doesn't have high fructose corn syrup as the first ingredient!" thread. I'm sure most would encourage you to go down the former path rather than the latter, but hey, it's a free-ish country.
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Yes, the backup brains are right there in the chest area.

Now.

Back to the subject at hand.
Uh uh, per the authority of Dane Cook, this region is to be called the Chestal Section
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Old 10-16-07, 06:11 PM   #15
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Whoa. Thanks for caring everyone. But....

First of all, I AM eating healthy.

I don't drink any soda - I have my coffee in the morning, and water and juice during the day. With my meals I have Rice Dream.

For meals I have cereal in the morning, and lunch I either do soup or salad with some crackers. Dinner I eat a regular meal but about half of what I use to eat. And dinner is always home made from scratch, none of this processed crap.

For a snack I usually do a pear or some other quick fruit.

I try to ride at least three times a week. I work out at nites, doing my usual lifting of the dumbells along with my kicks and katas.

Granted every once in a while I cheat...I had guacamole last nite.

but.........








and here it is, folks...........







You won't believe this..........













NO ICE CREAM FOR ALMOST TWO MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Guacamole is not cheating.
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True. Guacamole is disgusting.
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First of all, I AM eating healthy.

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See, that sounds about right. I couldn't really see you eating that unhealthily, but I took the thread at face value. What you said is really more in line with what I would have guessed.

Oh, and I'm glad you cheat once in a while. Moderation in all things, including ice cream!
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Guacamole makes you throw up. That's cheating.
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I had guacamole ice cream once. Almost as bad as pumpkin beer.
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Guacamole is not cheating.
The chips are.......

The stupid scale said I was 174.8

But then I weighed myself on another one.... Put it this way. I need to lose 15 lbs to get to my ideal weight, according to the doctor.
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My doctor doesn't tell me to lose weight. Then again, he hates me.

But, if I don't lose thirty pounds in the next year by god I will wear the Michelan man's wife's lingerie AND pose for the Ladies of Foo thread.

I think I'll start by giving up guacamole.
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But, if I don't lose thirty pounds in the next year by god I will wear the Michelan man's wife's lingerie AND pose for the Ladies of Foo thread.
Uh, wanna go out for icecream sometime, Krink?? Here, eat this bag of chips!
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Sorry my yooper friend, but I'm on an all-pastie diet.
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